His friend interrupts, “What? That’s an expensive blowjob. And $150 for the pussy?”
The guy says, “well, turns out it was actually a dude so no pussy. I was horny as hell, so $150 for anal.”
His friend says, “Wow, was it worth it?”
He responds, “Yeah. It was great. My asshole still
hurts a lot but completely worth it. “