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Have you broken up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and are no longer on talking terms with them, but sometimes you want to take out your anger and frustration on your exes and you are unable to find the right words so that you can feel light by using some cuss words to lighten your mood. Go through the below-given quotes to help you out for insulting your ex and feel relaxed by spoiling their mood so that they can understand the value of losing you.
Insulting Quotes for Ex
“Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.
“An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”
Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
You are just like fart. Your presence stinks.
I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty as you’re a shit.
When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.
Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.
Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend
Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.
Never feel bad about she left you. Smile that she is with an asshole now.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CABBITCH.
My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a bitch.
“When an Ex-Girlfriend says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””
She is so beautiful why would I hate her but the fact is she is a bitch too and beautiful bitches bite even harder.
A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’, so that’s the proof.
Insulting Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend
“My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.”
My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you bitch.
And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones
“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”
“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there.
“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your Ex Boyfriend.”
“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”
“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”
You have the perfect face for radio.
No, no, I’m not insulting you I’m describing you.
Why don’t you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
“why don’t you go to Walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
I hope you are good at algebra, ’cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.
“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customized toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.”