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- I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because you can’t do anything about it.
- Sisters are the crabs in the lawn of life!
- Sis, we are not getting older, we are getting awesome! Happy birthday!
- Am I not the coolest person you know sister?
- Sister, you are lucky to have me!
- My younger sister is my responsibility. If you mess with her, you will be messing with me too.
- Sister, you laugh, I laugh. You cry I cry. If you jump off a cliff, remember to do a flip!!
- Adventures with your sister, are not as sweet as chocolates. They are like a jar of jalapenos. What we do, always comes back to bite our ass tomorrow.
- Here’s to another year of getting closer to Velcro shoes, sister!
- Life is too short to be serious! If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me up. I will laugh at your sister. Any day.
- Sister, I like you better when you are asleep.
- Only I can make my sister cry! You, on the other hand, don’t even get to think about it.
- You’re like the first pancake sister, always a little weird.
- Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
- “You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.”
- “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.”
- You my sister are always there for me, and on your birthday I just want to say thank you!
- “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.”
- “A sister will let you know when the outfit you’re trying on really doesn’t look fabulous.”
- “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.”
- “We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.”
- “I finally moved out of my parent’s house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.”