of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha…
(Condom walks off laughing)”
Bottle Mirror and C0ndom
Penguin Takes his Car
and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic
takes one look at him and says,
“Looks like you blew a seal.”
“No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”
Woman out of the Shower
says, “Yeah, it means
the drain is clogged again.”
Lady went to Visit her Dentist
said the old lady.
“I want you to take
my husband’s teeth out.”
If Woman Was Run World
of jealous countries that
aren’t talking to each other.
Man and Woman in Bar
a man on Stacey’s desk and asks,
“Is this your brother?” “No, it
isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles.
“Is it your husband?” Stacey
giggles even more, “No, silly!”
“Then, it must be your boyfriend!”
Stacey giggles even more while
nibbling on Jim’s ear.
She says,
“No, silly!” “Then, who is it?”
Stacey replies, “That’s me
before my operation!”
Three Ladies on Bus Stop
Navajo.” The third lady
looks at both of them and
says, “I’m a Dallas hoe.”
Santa kissed his girlfriend
worry darling, I am
already married.
Broke up With Girlfriend
Boy: I sent those
pics to her Dad.
BF & GF are like Liver and Kidney
If a kidney fails,
the liver manages
with another kidney.
When Man Wakes up From His Operation
for another man’ the man says
‘what’s the good then?’ And
the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
My Girlfriend’s dog
“What am I supposed to
do with two dead dogs?”
Difference Between a Boyfriend Watching Sports
become one with each other.
What is the Topic of Her Last Job
the co-worker asked.
“You’re fired.”