ahead to say that hers will be
a girl because she was on top.
The third one, a blonde remarked
‘‘can’t wait to see my puppies!’’
boy oh boy.
Three Pregnant Women Visited a Hospital
Sailor Told to about his Date
plenty of room in the appropriate one.’’
Fun on the hood of car Honda Civic
it’s going to be on my own Accord.
A Plane with Six Kids
“No. I work for a c*ndom
company. These are customer complaints.”
What Nun Asks the Children ?
parents room and my mom’s feet
were in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”
There Were Two Cows out in a Field
hit some cows down on the
Johnson Farm.”
The other cow replies, “I
ain’t worried, it don’t
affect us ducks.”
A man is walking in the desert
know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
A Pirate Walks into a Bar
“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Reaching the end of a Job Interview
car leased every two years, say, a
red Corvette?” The engineer sits up
straight and says, “Wow! Are you
kidding?” The interviewer replies,
“Yeah, but you started it.”
all human beans
“We are all human beans.”
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.
and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”
Two Muffins Baking in the Oven
“AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Grasshopper sits Down at a Bar
“Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”
Man Walks into a Library
whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.”
A professor said that
single language, not one, in
which a double positive can
express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the
room piped up, “Yeah, right.”