newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.
I was Visiting my Boyfriend
Redhead and Blonde Stepsister
replies. omg you dirty
little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
Little Johnny Went on a Camping
says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher
says: Woah Woah Woah that’s not my
bellybutton! Little Johnny says:
Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
You are Dumb
Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.
Man Walks into a Library
says, “I don’t know if it’s
in yet.” The man replies,
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
An Old Man is at His Bedside
replies the man. “Just
pray for stiffness,”
says the wife, “and
I’ll guide the fucker.”
My Step-sister Walked into My Room
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
My Stepdad
six figures and going to
Hawaii this weekend to renew
his wedding vows with my mom.
It’s Just a Monkey
older sister that her monkey
had started growing hair. The
sister replies “Mine even
started eating bananas!”.
A Girl in a Club
“And I’ve got no eyebrows,
so what does that tell you?”
“Going by the rest of your face,
have you been in a fire?”
Final Complaint
What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.
This Wine is Described as Full
He: Are you describing the wine or
your mother?
Pharmacist tells a Customer
mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’
A Young Blonde Woman Fears
out of bed, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself.
The hysterical blonde tells her
husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”
All Lost in the Desert
at home with her family. Poof! She was
back home with her family. The blonde said,
“Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”