

Two blondes talk. One of them says:
– You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!!
Another asks:
– How did you do this?
The blonde replies:
– I paid, but I didn’t sit in.
Two blondes talk. One of them says:
– You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!!
Another asks:
– How did you do this?
The blonde replies:
– I paid, but I didn’t sit in.
a candidate who wants
to restore Firefly.
Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt,
even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ‘Y’ on her chest.
“How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor.
“Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never
takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ‘M’ on her chest.
“Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.
“No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?”
The Husband Replies, “Your Eyesight’s Damn Near Perfect.”
See, this was a joke about Descartes’ famous philosophical statement, “
I think, therefore I am.” I could have mentioned that at the beginning,
but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart.
Her clothes would have never fit you.”
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Table of Contents
Rafale jets are the twin-engine, medium multi-role combat aircrafts (MMRCA) developed and designed by the French aviation company, Dassault Aviation. The company defines Rafale as ‘Omnirole’ jets, meaning these jets are extremely versatile as they are capable of handling any kind of situation while being up in the air.
The Indian Air Force (IAF) urgently requires Rafale jets to strengthen its aircraft fleet. IAF needs 42 fighter squadrons while its real strength declined to 34 from 2002-2012 due to few jets being rendered as obsolete. Currently, the Indian Air Force has Sukhoi fighter jets and is in a dire need of adding more fighter jets to its current fleet, for which it moved a proposal back then in 2001 for the purchase of more jets.
Considering the need for fighter jets, the Vajpayee-led BJP government proposed the idea of purchasing 126 MMRCA’s. However, a formal Request for Proposal (RFP) was made only in 2007 during the reign of Manmohan Singh-led UPA-II government.
About six fighter aircraft manufacturing companies competed for the MRCA (Multi-Role Combat Aircraft) tender. These were: USA’s Lockheed Martin F-16 and Boeing F-18, Rafale jets by France’s Dassault Aviation, Russia’s Mikoyan MiG-35, Sweden’s Saab JAS Gripen and Germany’s Eurofighter Typhoon. Out of these 6, IAF (Indian Air Force) concluded that only Dassault Rafale and Eurofighter Typhoon meet the criteria required by the Air Force.
In 2012, Dassault came out to be the lowest bidder and finally bagged the tender in January 2012.
The main highlights of the Rafale deal during the UPA and the NDA governments are described as below:
Reliance Defence Ltd. is a private sector firm led by Anil Ambani. The French Aviation company, Dassault chose Reliance to be its Indian Industrial Partner. As a result, the Congress party accused the BJP government for favoring the Reliance Defence Company and choosing it over HAL. The UPA government made allegations against the NDA for benefiting ‘a businessman’.
Not only this, chairman of the Congress party, Rahul Gandhi tweeted asking the Indian Prime Minister about why were such massive changes made in the Rafale Deal. His tweets read,
“Can you explain Reliance on someone with nil experience in aerospace for Rafale deal?”
“Self ‘Reliance’ is obviously a critical aspect of ‘Make in India.”
To these allegations, Chairman of Reliance Defence, Anil Ambani, himself came forward and expressed his angst for all the false claims that were being made. He said that, the decision of Dassault entering in an agreement with Reliance Defence is purely a private decision and an agreement signed between two private enterprises. He also claimed that the Indian government has no role to play in their private agreement.
The leaders of the Congress party also made statements that Reliance Defence Ltd. has no expertise in the aerospace, to which Anil Ambani replied that they are the leaders in significant areas of defence manufacture. Ambani also gave a rebutting reply to Surjewala’s doubts about Reliance’s capability to make a significant contribution to the defence sector. He said that Reliance Defence has the largest shipyard located in Gujarat, is building 5 naval offshore patrol vessels for the Indian Navy and 14 fast patrol vessels for the Indian Coast Guard.
You can also read in Hindi : राफले डील यूपीए VS एनडीए
Ever since the Rafale Deal was signed by the then Defence Minister, Manohar Parikar with the necessary modifications made in the deal, the Congress party has been accusing the government for making a ₹50,000 crores scam by signing this deal. They have accused BJP and the PM Modi for hiding the real price that will be paid for each Rafale jet. To this the BJP replied that in interest of national security, they cannot reveal the prices and other confidential details regarding this deal.
To this comment, Rahul Gandhi tweeted this:
These are some of the claims being made by the Congress party criticizing the Modi government and holding them responsible for the loss of Transfer of Technology clause.
The present Indian Defence Minister, Nirmala Sitharaman lashed out at the Congress party for making false allegations and asking for the details of such a crucial project. Here is what she said on behalf of BJP:
1. Sitharaman said that the BJP government in 2000 led by Vajpayee had realized the need for strengthening the fleet of Indian Air Force and took the first step by presenting the idea of purchasing 126 MMRCA’s and then the Congress came to power, and was unable to conclude the deal in its 10 years of long tenure. This she regarded has an ‘ACT OF OMMISSION’ decline in number of fighter jets left with IAF.
2. Congress alleged that PM Modi did not followed the rules and the procedure of getting the deal passed by Cabinet Committee on Security(CCS) and without even having a detailed discussion with his Defence Minister announced during his visit to the French capital that India will purchase 36 off the shelf fighter jets from Dassault. To this Sitharaman replied, that the PM followed the due process of getting a clean chit from CCS before making this announcement.
3. To UPA’s accusation about removing the Transfer of Technology clause from the Rafale Deal Sitharaman said, that it is a case of simple economics. She said it would obviously have been economical to make 108 out of 126 Rafales in India, but when the deal has already been delayed for almost a decade, then in that case, Transfer of Technology for making 36 aircrafts does not makes sense, in fact, the Indian government wants to add the fighter jets to the existing IAF fleet as soon as possible.
4. Countering the next allegation made by UPA that PM Modi has signed the deal for the benefit of Anil Ambani; Defence Minister said that if two private entities want to sign an agreement with each other they do not requires the government’s permission to do so. Even a French delegation refuted the claims of Congress.
5. The UPA also made claims that they had zeroed in on the deal with far better clauses and a better price that the NDA government has settled. To this, Sitharaman replied that they have got a far less price than the UPA with additional benefits of logistical support and weaponry.
The Indian Air Force Chief BS Dhanoa had said that the technology might not be going to the HAL but it is definitely coming to DRDO and to a lot of Indians. He also said that the Indian Government had negotiated a good deal.
But it should also be kept in mind that the CCS permission was not sought before announcing the Rafale deal in Paris. The deal finalsed during UPA’s reign did not have the logistical support and other weaponry that has been included in the deal signed by NDA. But again the Transfer of Technology clause had to be removed by the government.
Therefore, both the deals had their own positives and negatives but still the IAF can take a sigh of relief as the first batch of Rafale fighter jets will finally arrive in September 2019. The nation is eagerly awaiting the delivery of these brilliantly unique aircrafts.
Recent Statements by Nirmala Sitharaman
Air Force chief BS Dhanoa defended the Rafael Deal, saying – HAL delays the delivery schedule of Sukhoi, LCA and Jaguar
Supreme court to hear public interest petitions against Rafale deal on Wednesday.
The Supreme Court will hear on the public interest petition on the demand of handing over the details of the Raphael Agreement to the court in a closed envelope. Earlier, the court had fixed October 10 as the date of hearing on another PIL. The petition sought to ban the Rafale Deal.
Demanding intervention from the court, he says that in order to stop the criticisms, information about the agreement between the Indian government and the Dasu Aviation should be given at least to the court. In this way, the court can carefully examine that deal. Earlier, advocate ML Sharma had demanded a ban on the Rafale deal by filing a PIL.
Following are the takings from CAG Report analyzing Rafale Jets deal:
The CAG Report concludes that NDA signed the deal for 7.87 billion euros to be paid for 36 jets than what was negotiated by the UPA. The report questions NDA government’s argument that they got a 9% cheaper deal than the UPA. Even the 2.86% savings have been due to India specific enhancements.
Since there are only 36 fighter Rafale jets as per the current deal, the Indian Air Force will be able to fill only 02 squadrons with these many jets. This clearly implies that there is a shortfall of about 70% on defence procurement with this deal.
The CAG report states that the NDA – signed deal has a better delivery schedule as the Rafale jets are all set to arrive between September – October 2019. This implies that the first fighter aircraft will arrive one month prior as against the five months advance time period stated by NDA.
Though the Modi government claims that they have signed an inter – governmental pact with the French government but allegations are being made by the UPA that the ruling party has signed a direct deal with the French aviation company, Dassault. CAG report says that if there has been a breach of this agreement, then the Indian government will be solely responsible for any price issues or quality of aircrafts and will have to negotiate with the Dassault aviation on their own.
The following corruption charges are framed by the Congress against the BJP Government in the Rafale Deal controversy. Let us find the truth behind them:
accepts his bet, and is shocked when the man
removes his glass eye and bites down on it.
Laughing, the man sees that the bartender is upset about losing his money, so he offers him a chance
to win it back. “Double or nothin’ says I can bite my other eye.”
The bartender thinks it over. He knows he was just tricked out of $50 but
he also knows that this man can’t possibly have two glass eyes,
so he pulls another $50 from the register and accepts the man’s bet.
The man promptly takes out his false teeth and gently
closes them around his other eye.
Now the bartender is visibly angry to have been had for $100, and the man’s laughter isn’t helping.
Just before he throws him out of his bar, the man puts his hand up.
“Real sorry about that, pal. I get people with that bit all the time, but you’ve
been a good sport, so I’ll give you another chance to win some cash. I’ve got…
$500 that says if you slide a shot glass down the bar top, I can run alongside of it and piss
into the glass without missing a drop.
This is kinda hard for me to do, though, so I think it’s fair if you give me two chances at it.”
The bartender, eager to win his money back from the man, thinks to himself
and realizes just how hard it would be for this man to piss into a shot glass while running at full speed.
Especially knowing he only has one eye to line up his shot.
After a minute of deliberation, he willingly accepts the bet. The man drops his pants
to his ankles and when the bartender puts the shot glass down on the counter,
shouts a resounding, “Go!” prompting the bartender to slide it along the bar top.
The man chases after it, holding his dick at an angle to properly aim it.
However, pissing while running at full speed isn’t easy,
so he only manages to get a couple of drops in the
glass by the time it reaches the other end.
Catching his breath, the man reminds the bartender he has a second try,
and that the first was simply to get his bearings straight. Once again, he shouts,
“Go!” giving the bartender his cue to send the shot glass back down the bar.
Once again, the man chases wildly after it, spraying piss all over the
bar top, stools, floor, and even hitting some of the bottles of liquor behind the bar.
However, not one drop of urine found it’s way into the shot glass.
Head hanging low, he hands the bartender $500, to which the bartender gleefully accepted,
jumping up and down in joy and cheering in victory at the cash he had just made.
All of a sudden, a man in the back of the bar slams his fist hard against his
table and screams “Fuck!” at the top of his lungs.
The bartender mutters aloud, “I wonder what his problem is.”
To which the man replies, “Oh, I just bet that guy $10,000 that
I could piss all over your bar and you’d be so happy about it you
jumped up and down with joy.”
got attacked by a full size grizzly bear.
I wrestled with it and stuck my arm down it’s
throat and strangled it to death!” The last guy
just sat there poking the fire with his dick.
The husband put his gun to the man’s head, and the wife shouted, ‘Don’t do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you and who do you think paid for our new boat…
he did!’ The husband, looked over at the cab driver, and said, ‘What would you do in a case like this?’ The cabbie smiled, and said,
a Coke. “Ok now what’s the WiFi
password?” The bartender replies
“you have to buy a drink first,
all lower case, no spaces”
Teacher: Can you tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives?
Student: Smo-king, Drin-king & Fuc-king!
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids..”
Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.