‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind you.
Arguments Between Husband and Wife
When Two Men Broke the Drug Store
the two hardened criminals.”
He Got His Girlfriend’s Name Tattooed
at the trough next to a local. I
briefly gazed down and saw that he
too had WY tattooed on his penis.
I asked him if his girlfriends name
was also Wendy.
He said ‘No. When I am aroused it says
“Welcome to Jamaica- Have a nice day”
Why God Didn’t Saved the Preacher ?
“No God will save me.”
Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven.
The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”
The Teacher Faints After Listening to Little Johnny’s Dirty Answer
destination To increase the population Of the
next generation Did you get my explanation? Or
do you need a demonstration The teacher faints?
He Wants to Give Pleasure to his Wife
himself that’s weird and goes back in.
A minute later, he pulls out a piece of carrot.
He says to the woman, “are you sick or
something?” She says, “no, but the last guy was.
The Horny Ghost
and says “I think this is cum!”
The second one leans down for a
closer look and takes a sniff
and says “I think your right,
it smells like cum too!”
The third jumps right in and
gives the stain a lick and
says “You’re right, it’s definitely
cum. But it’s nobody from this building!”
A Man Goes to a Doctor’s Office About His Tool
as a nurse and a lady, in my 20 years in this profession, I haven’t once laughed at a patient. I’ve seen all manners of shapes and sizes, you can trust that I shall remain professional and courteous”
The man, satisfied with her response, dropped his trousers to around his knees, exposing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen (no larger than a AAA battery), and with that, she couldn’t contain her laughter.
Instantly and without warning she was rolling around on the floor, tears streaming down her face as she laughed. After about 5 minutes (possibly the longest 5 minutes of the man’s life) she finally managed to stand up and compose herself.
“I’m so terribly sorry sir. Please forgive me, that was wholly unprofessional. Now, what seems to be the issue”
“It’s swollen…”
A Blonde Going for Dry Cleaning
“No, it’s toothpaste this time.”
A Foolish Prince
scotch and had tons of money in the bank,
and scratched his balls without criticism and left the toilet seat up.
Naughty Buttler
“Now, Charles,” she commands,….
“take off my bra.”
With trembling fingers, he unclasps her bra and pulls it off.
“And now, Charles, my panties. Take them off too.”
He hooks his fingers in the waistband of her panties and slowly,
slowly slides them down to the floor.
“Thank you, Charles,” she says, with a faint smile on her lips.
“Now, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”