Blonde Men – Joke of the Day

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A blonde man shouts frantically into the
phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions
are only 2 minutes apart!” Is this her first
child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts,
“this is her husband!”.

Manali a Perfect Place for Your Holiday

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The most appreciated getaway spot in India, Manali, attracts tourists from all parts of the world. Set
amidst the Himalayas and River Beas, Manali is one of the most visited hill stations in the world, not just
a cliché honeymoon spot but an adventurer’s home too; the place has a lot to offer especially the snow-
covered peaks and the gorgeous greenery, is what makes the ambiance alluring.

Whether you’re there just to enjoy your break or the traveler inside of you wants to have fun, the place
offers calmness as well as a lot of activities that one can enjoy. Here’s a list of things that you shouldn’t
miss on your trip to Manali,

  • Activities like, skiing, paragliding, biking, and trekking.
  • Beas river, the beautiful and serene, attracts pilgrims as well as non-pilgrims from around the
    world.
  • Rohtang pass, it’s the most impressive and the highest pass of the region, a natural divider that
    separates Spiti and Lahaul Mountains from the Kullu valley.
  • Jogni waterfalls, also called Jugni, is almost 3 kilometers away from Manali. This place has the
    most beautiful routes, from passing through the orchards and forests, one reaches the place and
    witness the beauty of nature in its most exquisite form. Best time, during sunset.
  • Bhrigu Lake, the site famous for the crystal clear water and serene atmosphere, snow-covered
    mountains and the amazing Nehru Kund water spring.
  • Solang Valley, the magnificent land of snow plains and frozen glaciers, the best spot to enjoy
    snow games.

Wondering how to reach this land of snow?

The nearest airport is at Bhuntar, You can even reach there through AC and non AC buses, Private
Operators can even help you create a getaway package that would include a visit to major
attractions. There are Volvo buses as well and you can even book Delhi to Manali taxi services. A
private taxi works best for the mountainous rides, is safe and equally affordable.

Wife With Husband’s Brother

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the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.


Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor.


“You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having
a heart attack and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”

John want to Live in Legs

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She said, “What was your toast?”
John said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “He told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!”

What is the Difference between Typhoid and Covid?

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What is the relationship between Typhoid and Covid?

Difference between corona and typhoid

  • Actually, Dr. Himanshu says that typhoid and corona are completely different diseases.
  • Typhoid is water and food-borne disease. Whereas, coronavirus is a fully infected viral disease.
  • However, some symptoms of both are found like fever, vomiting, body ache, and weakness.
  • However, they point out that typhoid is spread by a type of bacteria known as Salmonella typhi. While coronavirus is a completely viral disease.


Know the true typhoid test and the Kovid test.
An eye-opening video.
Dr. Avyakt
Some people are making such videos and if you are feeling Kovid-19, then get the typhoid checked as well.
Some people are also considering Kovid as typhoid on the basis of Vidal test by rejecting Kovid. This easily available typhoid test is being done by the people, after coming positive, they are convinced that it is a typhoid and not a cavid.
This confusion can be extremely dangerous for that person, family, neighborhood and country.
Know why?


Complete Video Exapling is here, just click the video:

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3016012845296310&id=100006628716397&sfnsn=scwshmo


Typhoid is a very dangerous disease spread by Salmonella bacteria. Typhoid is caused by infection of bacteria in the digestive system and bloodstream. Salmonella bacteria enter the body with dirty water, infected juice or drink. Symptoms of typhoid are felt after the bacteria enter the body. The patient starts feeling weakness in typhoid. Do you know what causes typhoid? What symptoms are felt when you have typhoid, what is necessary to avoid in typhoid, and what to do for the treatment of typhoid (typhoid ka ilaj).

The truth is that typhoid bacteria survive for weeks in water or dry feces. In this way, contamination is caused by reaching the body through contaminated water or food items. When a person eats or drinks the food of an infected person, he or she becomes susceptible to typhoid disease. Let us know what home remedies (typhoid bukhar ki dawa) you have to take for the treatment of typhoid when you feel symptoms of typhoid or weakness in typhoid.

What is typhoid? (What is Typhoid)

Usually, drinking polluted water and consuming infected and stale food is the main reason for typhoid. Vata, Pitta, Kapha are typhoid due to the outbreak of all the three doshas. Typhoid is an infectious disease. For this reason, if one member of the house gets typhoid, it is also at risk from other members of the house. Due to change in weather and some wrong habits, the viruses of this fever bother a lot. Typhoid is a disease associated with high fever that is spread by the Cellmonella typhi bacteria. This bacteria is transmitted from one place to another by humans through food or water.

Bathing makes a person’s body strong and strong. He has a feeling of freshness. Skin looks fresh and beautiful. If you feel tired or laziness when you have weakness in typhoid, take courage and bathe in hot water. If the patient does not get up and bathe himself, spongeing should be done in his body. Always use hot water for bathing and spawning. Fever reduces with sweating.

Typhoid Causes

Typhoid fever is caused by the intake of food or water infected with the Salmonella typhi bacteria, or the possibility of typhoid from close contact with a person suffering from this bacterium is also due to the eating of an infected person’s food. At the same time, this infection is also caused by contaminated food items. The number of these bacteria increases by reaching the digestive system. These bacteria reach inside the body from one organ to another.

Typhoid Symptoms

Symptoms of typhoid can be: –

Fever is the main symptom of typhoid.

  • As the infection progresses, the appetite decreases.
  • A person suffering from typhoid has a headache.
    Body aches as a symptom of typhoid.
  • to feel cold.
    -Experience of lethargy and laziness.
  • Experiencing weakness in typhoid.
    Diarrhea starts as a symptom of typhoid.
    Usually, a person suffering from typhoid has a fever above 102-104 degrees.
  • Constipation in children and diarrhea in children may also occur.

How to prevent typhoid

Typhoid is also usually caused by food and lifestyle effects. For this, there is a need to make little changes in diet and lifestyle (typhoid remedies). like-

Dietary changes

  • Avoid intense smelling foods such as onions, garlic etc. in typhoid.
  • Avoid all spices such as chillies, sauces, vinegar etc. in the typhoid.
  • Avoid gas-forming diets such as pineapple, jackfruit etc.
    If you feel symptoms of typhoid, avoid high fibrous diet, vegetables that contain high amount of fiber, insoluble fiber such as bananas, papaya, sugarsand, whole grains (typhoid remedies).
  • If you feel symptoms of typhoid, avoid butter, ghee, pastries, fried foods, sweets.
    Avoid avoiding market-made items.
    Avoid heavy meals in typhoid.
  • Avoid non-vegetarian food in typhoid.
  • Do not eat anything by filling the stomach.
  • Do not eat food that is digested late.
    Avoid consumption of tea, coffee, liquor, alcohol, cigarettes in typhoid.

Lifestyle Changes:

  • Maintain proper hygiene.
  • Wash your hands with warm soapy water.
  • Drink clean boiled water, or drink only bottled water.
  • Do not eat raw food.
  • Eat properly cooked food hot and hot.
  • Do not take beverages and foods from outside stores.
  • Keep infected persons away from domestic work.
    -To prevent infection, keep items of personal use of the infected person clean (typhoid remedies).
  • Clean the water, dispose of garbage and waste properly and pollution-free food is necessary for health.
    Do not distribute your utensils and food to anyone who is infected.
  • Infected people should not cook food also.
  • Avoid eating raw fruits and vegetables.
  • Eat hot foods mostly.
    -Avoid stored foods.
  • Clean household items regularly.
    -Two vaccines are available for typhoid- Get injected.

Know what is coronavirus, symptoms and prevention

Why double mutant virus is worrying

One such concern in such viruses is that it learns to fight immunity and drugs. One mutation of what was observed with UK strains is also with the double mutant virus. It is easily damaged by reaching inside the body. It is also seen that people are getting more pneumonia and the youth are also more vulnerable. It is also a matter of concern that it has also come to the attention of doctors that this variant is also learning to bypass antibodies.

Excess of patients with new symptoms

Currently some new symptoms of corona are emerging like: – The appearance of spots and swelling on the tongue, redness on the skin, burning sensation on the skin, burning sensation in the soles of the feet, swelling of the soles of the feet, skin allergy, diarrhea, vomiting diarrhea. , Indigestion, abdominal pain, runny nose, dry cough, fever.

Early symptoms of corona: –

Initially in people with corona virus

• High fever
• cough
• common cold
• sore throat
• shortness of breath
• a splitting headache

Common symptoms of Kovid-19: –

There are some common symptoms of corona virus that need to be cautious.

• Body aches and pains
• sore throat
• diarrhea
• Eye drops / Eye problems
• headache
• Loss of taste or smell
• Skin rash or biting of fingers or toes, pricking, redness

Severe symptoms of corona virus: –

• difficulty breathing or shortness of breath
• Oxygen level fall
• Complaint of chest pain or pressure
• Trouble speaking and walking
• Breakdown of the body

After December 2020, there was some shortage in the Corona case. But suddenly a new strain of the disease was noticed. The effect of which was first seen in Maharashtra and Kerala. This new strain is being described as more dangerous. Till now it was difficult to fight with Samanya Corona and this new strain is being said to be even more powerful virus of Corona.

Symptoms of corona at present: –

Currently some new symptoms of corona are emerging like: – The appearance of spots and swelling on the tongue, redness on the skin, burning sensation on the skin, burning sensation in the soles of the feet, swelling of the soles of the feet, skin allergy, diarrhea, vomiting diarrhea. , Indigestion, abdominal pain, runny nose, dry cough, fever.

Mother of Six

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, “Any time you’re ready, Father of Four.”

When Professor Told Dirty Jokes in Class

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Somehow the professor heard about the protest.
In the next lecture,in the beginning of the lecture he said : “in Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night.”
All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them :
“Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t take off until the afternoon. “

When survivor meets the God

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God smiles serenly and answers:
“Yes, my son, please tell it to me.”

The jew grins and says: “How do you
get the number of a girl in Auschwitz?
You look on her arm!”

God doesn’t laughs, instead, he looks
rather shocked.

The survivor shrugs with his shoulders.
“Eh, I guess you had to be there.

When A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day.

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–And ……

Once again, they tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing.4 hours go by and the spy isn’t talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell.

The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk.

The Italian spy says, ” I wanted to, but I couldn’t move my hands.”