Mathematician Comes Home at 3 AM
be home at 11:45!”“Actually,” themathematician replies,“I said I’d be home ata quarter of 12.”
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He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally, they…
Read MoreThe Couple Lying in Bed One Evening
neck, slowly worked it down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up…
Read MoreWhen the Wife Dies on Vacation
After thinking for a moment the man says’I want all of them’With a confused look says the undertaker‘One would suffice, why would you want such redundant thing?’In response the iranian says ‘Well its mywife we are talking about, You can’t ever be too careful’
Read MoreWhen a man gave Interview For a Postal Job
“I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “that will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service! Well…
Read MoreWhen A man goes on vacation to Israel with his wife and his stepmother
“I really love what you just did for my mom. That proves me that you actually loved my mother and you respected her”Man: Babe, are you crazy?! Those Israelis are the same people who buried Jesus and three days later he came back to life. I’m not about to take that risk with your mother.
Read MoreHow Women Feel About Their Back
they don’t care, they love him,he is a good man, and wouldn’ttrade him for the world.
Read MoreA Teenager Has a Crush on a Girl
gets his tuxedo. He wants himself and his date to arrive in style, so he looks to rent a limousine for the night. He goes to the limousine centre, and finds a line of people waiting to rent out a limo, but he patiently waits in line, and manages to hire a limo for prom…
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How to Conceive a Baby Girl Naturally?
Sex Positions to have a Baby Girl Sex Timing and Ovulation for baby girl Diet to Help have a Baby Girl Chinese Calendar for baby girl Conceiving a girl child is totally up to chance. But you can try a few ways to make the chance or probability higher! Each parent has a 50/50 chance…
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12 Smart New Inventions That Makes Our life Smarter
Innovative people are working overtime to make our life simpler and each year brings us something new. In following, we present to you 29 smart new inventions that are fresh and upcoming.. [ads] multicolour pen for scan and write outlet would also have extension cords built into the wall Benches that you can turn to…
Read MoreFlirty Husband
Man to very beautiful airhostess:- “What’s your name?”Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..”Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”
Read MoreHouse of Sl*ts and Lu*s
so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the…
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