Two Guys

his friend, “we try to talk to girls, get them interested in us.
He does none of that, he just sits there entire evening, licking his eyebrows.”

A Rude Man

with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is.
After asking the man, he responds with ” There is no fucking problem. All I wanna do is cash my
10 million dollar check from winning the lottery and then put it in this goddamn bank!”
The manager responds with “Oh, and is this bitch over here giving you any problems, sir?”

I Teased My Crush

She then turned pink and looked down. I gave her a wide smile.
Ten years later, she became my stepmother.
(This joke was translated from Chinese so sorry if parts don’t make sense.)

Dinner Reservation

also my sister and step-mother.
Restaurant Host- Ok, I’ll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.
Tutankhamen- Four? I’m just bringing Ankhesenamun.