“I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“Oh,” cries the gullible husband,
“quick, I’ll call an ambulance!”
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and
begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny
appears, sobbing his little heart out.
“What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no
clothes on, Daddy,” replies his tearful
toddler. Enraged, the man runs back
upstairs, flings open the wardrobe
and finds his brother there absolutely
naked, just as his son had said.
“You bastard, Jim,” screams the man. “My wife
is over there having a heart attack and you’re
running around naked scaring Johnny!”