Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough…
Nun Jokes
Twin Sons in Neighbor
car passing the neighborhood, so he stopped it to ask for help.
When the police officer asked him for his name, he replied,
“Mind Your Own Business!” Feeling insulted, the police officer
still asked politely who he was looking for. Mind Your Own Business
replied, “I am looking for Trouble!”