Guy Jokes

“That’s not bad mate, she charges us $100.”

his friend, “we try to talk to girls, get them interested in us.
He does none of that, he just sits there entire evening, licking his eyebrows.”

being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care
about what you think!”

with a note saying, “I regret
that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”

THE DROWNING MAN SAYS SI SI! PARLO ITALIANO! AIUTO PER FAVORE! YOU IDIOT! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM THAN TO LEARN ITALIAN

something like this to the boy’s
parents….??????
No….. because women don’t lie