saw it coming from a
kilometer away.
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Girl Stung by Bee in Golfclub
The golf pro saw her heading back
and said, “You are back early,
what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a
bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second
hole.” she replied.
He nodded and said,
“Your stance is far too wide.”
My grandfathers favorite joke
can’t wash the crack and resell it
Dad is not Happy
What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father. “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. “Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?” “No, son, I have a wife.”
When A guy picks up a girl
in that. That gave him some relief.
Suddenly he heard a gasp.
The girl was standing at the doorway.
Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats how you guys fill up”.
Women Robbed the Bank in a Unique way
Nobody could remember my face.
When Student has Fun With Teacher
“I had s*x with my teacher.” The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, “No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts.”