Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
What can you do when you only have 24 hours to live
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach yousince yesterday.
Read MoreWhen you die, Which Part of Your Body Goes First in Heaven ?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and said “Sister, I think it’s your feet.” The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. “Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?” Little Johnny said “Well, I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight…
Read MoreChange Comes From Within
A man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The man, infuriated, demanded, “Where is my change.” The vendor replied, “Oh, one with everything, change comes from within.”
Read MoreWhen a Chinese doctor gets a job in the USA
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.” Chinese: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.” Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.” Chinese: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.” The fuming lawyer pays…
Read MoreBig Br@ast Vs royal Flush Beats
it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.” The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, “OK, your Majesty, you may go into…
Read MoreThe Woman and the Farmer
farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile,but today they are all laying eggs…
Read MoreA blonde and redhead wants to buy a bull
can find one for under that amount.If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds onefor $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and findsout that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde tobring the…
Read MoreWhen a Man Wants to Lick the Princes
the princess is having huge discomfort on her chest, he summoned all the palace workers and asked if they know the remedy. Johnny raised his hand and answered“My Prince, I know of the solution of the problem, it’s a virus, originated in Spain which travels through many countries and infects people rapidly, there is only…
Read MoreMan Goes to the Buy the New Brain
confused, asks “Why is the brain of an anti-vaxxermore expensive than of a physicist?” “Because it’snever been used” The clerk replies.
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Woman Shoves
Tooth Do You Want Pulled?” Asks The Dentist.The Woman Shoves Her Husband Toward The Dentist.“Go Ahead, Dear. Show Him Your Tooth.”
Read MoreOne Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed
“I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”“Oh,” cries the gullible husband,“quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks up the phone andbegins dialing 911, when his son Johnnyappears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” replies his…
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