Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Birth Control of Redneck

doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The guy said to the doctor, “I may not be a smart man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in…

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Wealthy Lawyer Saw two Women Eating Grass

two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.” “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor women he stated, “You come with us also.” The second women, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a husband and SIX children with me!” “Bring them all, as…

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A Family Depended on 3 Lagged Chicken

A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. The man followed…

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Cut This $exist Bullshit

I was proven wrong once the game started and I got a good look at the opponents. They wore grey instead of green. Likewise, Kemba Walker, Jayson Tatum, Gordon Hayward, and Jaylen Brown were nowhere to be found. Instead, I found myself face-to-face with a bunch of stinky, over-weight neckbeards. I could tell that they…

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Kiss Your Own Wife

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

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Top 5 modified Classic Royal Enfield

1 A tribute to Captain America: Modification Inspiration Captain America Modified by Bulleteer Customs Bike Model Royal Enfield Bullet This Royal Enfield bullet is made as a tribute to Captain America which anyone can just tell at glance by having a look at the Captain America’s shield graphic paint that is done on the side…

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A Man Ordered Quickie

walks away in disgust. After she regains hercomposure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,“A quickie, please.” This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away. A man sitting…

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Wife Shocked Her Husband

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Wen Parrot Swallows a Viagra Tablet

“How come you are sweating?” he asks.The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”

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A Tool Has a Sad Life

pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

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Husband Buys Same Color Underwear

that I never change my panties “Husband ” which people?” [Original joke might be lost in translation]

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and…

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When the Police Caught an Alcoholic It’s So Hilarious

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With Idiot for Ever

Husband asks do you know the meaning of Wife?, It means: Without Information Fightting every-time! Wife says: No darling, It means: with idiot for ever

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Wife’s Mood

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