Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

mischievous monkey snatched it, the hat stuck
firmly to his paw. The monkey struggled, but the
more he pulled, the sillier he looked.
The onlookers couldn’t contain their laughter,
leaving the monkey red-faced and hat-handed!

rushed to see the incredible chicken perform.
But when he arrived, the chicken had disappeared.
All that was left was a note: “Gone to join a jazz band.
Can’t resist the coop.”

with laughter. The banana
couldn’t stop cracking jokes,
but he slipped up when he
told one about a slippery peel.
That’s when the whole room burst
into laughter, including the
banana himself!

friend replied, “Because when
you chase fog, you’re always mist!”

just have to go chase my
own tail for a snack then!”

a trail of smoke behind me!”
The whole dealership erupted in laughter.

into a comedian. Everyone in
Jokerville laughed till their sides hurt!

rolling around but couldn’t, and the
lettuce couldn’t leaf without cracking up.
It was a veggie comedy extravaganza!

Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…

But the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”?
Then the principal replied
“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

would you like me to ask?” she went on,
licking her lips seductively.
“How about Rachel and Gemma?” I replied.

says “yes” so the man says “ok,
I’ll have a double” and the barman says
“oh, you mean a large one”.

to brutally pummel her head and face as she doubles over.
Within a minute, she is reduced to a quivering, sobbing mess on the sidewalk. The drunk spits on the nun, and sneers.
“Yeah. . .not so fuckin’ tough NOW, eh Batman?”