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puts them in his pocket. The deaf man
gets all read in his face and starts to
waive violently At the pharmacist who says:
– “If you cannot stand loosing, you should
not make a bet!”

noises coming from his brother’s room so he walks in and catches his
brother and his brother’s girlfriend having s*x and then asks him

“What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! we’re making
a cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole

family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister
and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making a cake last night huh!”

and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because,
I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What is the history of German style helmets?

German style helmets were introduced during World War I, following heavy casualties due to severe head injuries as head is the most exposed body part of a soldier while in a war. The design of the German helmets or Stahlhelm was carried out by Dr. Friedrich Scheward. Stahlhelm is basically a steel helmet which protects the head from severe head wounds and injuries. These helmets were designed in such a way by Scheward so that these could protect the head, neck, nose and neck of a soldier in the battlefield.

Stahlhelms are way better in terms of the material used in making them as the British Brodie helmets were made of Hadfield steel, which used to prove fatal for the soldiers.

German helmets became very popular after the 2nd World War and in the contemporary times too, these helmets are liked and worn by the bikers and wearing them as a headgear has become a fashion trend. This trend began in the US but slowly and steadily it spread to other countries as well.

Why German style helmets are popular among the bikers?

A thing of the past, German style helmets have gained much popularity among the bikers riding bikes such as Harley Davidson, Royal Enfield, Indian Scout Bobber, Triumph Bonneville Bobber, Harley Davidson Street Bob etc.

Safety

People have also realized one more thing that it is really important to protect their head while driving and so German helmets are preferred because of the polycarbonate fibre used in making them.

Fashion Trend

German style helmets have become a fashion trend among the bikers. They prefer wearing it because the other full face helmets don’t look so good while they are riding heavy weight bikes. Moreover, the swag factor comes in, so German style helmets have become a thing in vogue.

Classic Design

German style helmets have sleek and classic design and these can be differentiated very easily from other helmets. This helmet was worn by the soldiers who fought in the World Wars I and II, but now these helmets are being liked and preferred by the youth and others riding modern classic bikes.

How to choose a perfect German style helmet for yourself?

There are various things one must keep in mind while buying a perfect German style helmet. These are:

• Size of the helmet should be checked properly by measuring the size of your head with a measuring tape.
• Quality of the helmet is a basic concern; a helmet with good metallic material used in their making should be preferred.
• German style helmets do not provide any face and eye shield. Bikers can go for any mainstream brand of goggles to be worn along with these helmets.

Company Name	Small(s)Cm	Medium (M)CM	Large (L)CM	Extra Large (XL)CM
Vega	55-57	57-59	59-61	61-63
Studds	–	57	58	60
Steelbird	54-56	56-58	58-60	60-62
Royal Enfield	55-57	57-59	59-60	–
Others	55-57	57-59	59-61	61-63

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They go up to her place. They move to the bedroom immediately and he pays her up front.

Before they start, she insists that they should be in total darkness. “I don’t want to give my technique away, it’s a secret.” He accepts, so she closes the blinds before laying him down on the bed. She takes his pants off and starts blowing him.

And sure enough, a few moments later, he hears her voice singing, quite clearly : “Ooooh saaaay, can… youuuu… seeeee…”

The guy is flabbergasted. The blowjob feels amazing and now he really wants to know how she’s doing it. He tries to think of what the trick could be… It can’t be someone else, the sound is clearly coming from her.

He tries to look around discreetly by turning his head a bit, as there’s a thin sliver of light coming through the window, but he can’t manage to get an angle where he can see her. All he can see is the bedside table. There’s his wallet, his phone, and… What’s that? … A glass eye?

Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom: He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom: No Daughter, he must pay for his mistake,
I am coming to stay with you!

The says: “Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it.”

Husband: If I won the lottery, What would you do ?
Wife:,I’d divorce you and take half the money.
Husband : Okay , well  I just won $10 , here’s $5 now get lost!!

startled and he says, “Ma’am if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She
replies, “if your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.

Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure
how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into
it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked
out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the
order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process,
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method. Husband

#6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how,
but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband
#7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product,

he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist.
All he ever did was talk about it. Husband
#9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband
#10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was…

God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you,
I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband,
“but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”

they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1,000 an inch.”
The man perks up. So, the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.

It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”
Max agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”
“Yes I have,” says Max. “We’re getting granite counter tops.”

“Is there anything specific you’re
looking for?” “Yes,” said the
customer.

Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out in the physicist’s wastebasket. The physicist rushes to the bathroom, whips out his calculator, frantically does a few computations, pulls out a cup, fills it to a precisely measured level, and rushes back to the wastebasket, pouring the water onto the fire. As the last drop hits the flame, the fire goes out. Satisfied that the problem was solved, the physicist goes back to sleep.
Finally, a fire breaks out in the mathematician’s room. The mathematician rushes to the bathroom, sees the ice bucket, sees a cup, sees the water faucet. Satisfied that the problem could be solved, he goes back to sleep

baby’s coming!” I said,
“Well, he won’t get in.
He’s underage.”

I’m the handyman, I’m fixing your closet, you owe me 100 bucks.
He gives him his money and sends him on his way.

The husband then looks under the bed and yells who the fuck are you,
the second one says I’m also a handyman and I was fixing your bed,
so the husband gives him another $100 and lets him leave.

The deaf man then storms into the room, and yells, I fucked her too,
that’ll be $100.

and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home,
and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.”

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to
get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”

The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the
mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
“Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”