Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

When a Proud Farmer Lying His Sons

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instead he manages to fill only 1/4 of the barn.
The oldest son is next, he shovels in his truckload of hay only to discover that it’s not enough to fill to barn as well, only managing to fill 1/2 of the barn.
Last is the youngest son, he pulls out a lamp and some matches. He strikes a flame and lights the lamp, but as doing so he slips on a pile of cow shit inside the barn, causing him to drop the lamp and lit match onto the pile of leaves and hay his brothers left inside the barn. This causes a giagantic chain reaction resulting in the entire farm being burnt to smithereens as well as the next 75 miles of esate down south. He is charged with arson and sentenced to prison for 45 years.
Farmer: Maybe I should’ve just given the farm to my wife.

This man is lying so Much.. He asked for everything

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Again the little man umps down and kicks over every drink.
So the stranger gives the bartender two more hundred dollar bills, apologizes and turns to leave.
Before he can go the bartender asks what `vas up with his behavior.
The man says, “Well I freed a faerie from a spider web and she gave me three wishes. I asked to be the most handsome man in the world. and look at me. I asked to be impossibly wealthy. and now I have a never-ending supply of dollar bills in my pocket…
… Then I asked to have a to-inch prick.

The Girl Wished That Father Die But the Mailman Died

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that night the dad walks in his daughters room praying again. she says “good night mom, good night dad, goodbye grandma”.
the next day the grandma drops dead. the dad starts to get a little freaked and at night he hears his daughter praying again.
she says “good night mom, good bye dad”. the dad I completely freaked out so when he goes to work that day he stays in his office.
he is afraid of going home so he stays until closing. he comes home and his wife opens the door. she says “where have you been?” he says “I’ve had a rough day.” the wife says, “you’ve had a rough day? first of all in the morning the mailman drops dead in front of me.”