The rabbit responded, “I’m probably a type O.”
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A rude man walks into the
bank and tells the teller:
with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is.
After asking the man, he responds with ” There is no fucking problem. All I wanna do is cash my
10 million dollar check from winning the lottery and then put it in this goddamn bank!”
The manager responds with “Oh, and is this bitch over here giving you any problems, sir?”
Top 7 Royal Enfield Logo Printed T-Shirts
1. Classic Desert Storm:
The Royal Enfield Classic Desert Storm is a successor to a motorcycle that had proven its worth in the harsh desert during the challenging era of war and not just a motorcycle in different shades.
| Material | 180 GSM, Cotton |
| Origin | India |
| Place to Buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Colors available | Black |
| Rating | 4.2/5 |
| Price | 660 INR |
2. The Flying Flea:
The “Flying Flea” was a born to fight motorcycle as it was launched in the time of late 1930s by the Royal Enfield during World War II. As inspired by the lightweight of this motorcycle, this shirt was made of light fabric so that wearer can do extreme exercises without feeling any load of the clothes that he/she is wearing.
| Cloth Quality | 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Origin | India |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Colors Available | Black, Grey, Olive |
| Price | 780 INR |
| Rating | 4.3/5 |
This is a regular fit classic crew neck t-shirt with a Royal Enfield Flying Flea graphic print on chest and a vintage “Made like a Gun” Royal Enfield trademark printed on the back. It is fabric dyed with cold pigment process for a look that makes the wearer, the “ONE” among the crowd. It is made up of legacy and 180 GSM 100% cotton fabric and has a branded leather patch at the bottom like a cherry on the cake. Its price is 780 INR.
3. Long Way Home:
The shortest distance between two points is the one that is taken by most to reach their destination but that does not work for those who want to take the long way of fun. Royal Enfield designed this one for those who want to take a long way and fill their appetite of wanderlust by doing so. Royal Enfield presented this t-shirt as a proclamation of exploration, curiosity and, as written before, the difficult-to-quench thirst of wanderlust.
| Origin | India |
| Cloth Quality | 190GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Price | 1100 INR |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Colors Available | Black, Navy blue |
| Rating | 4/5 |
This is a regular fit, classic crew neck t-shirt with “take the long way home” graphic print on the chest stretching to the belly. It is a single jersey, made up of 190 GSM, 100% cotton fabric.
4. Classic Skunkworks:
The working spirit of Skunkworks is saluted by Royal Enfield, an enthusiastic person, custom modifiers and the ones that want to make their bike look like sunshine in the dark. Skunkworks has done a classic work for Royal Enfield by making a shirt which it became one of its best sellers.
It is a regular fir, classic crew-neck-shirt which has a Royal Enfield classic work by Skunkworks print on the chest. It has a Royal Enfield trademark logo printed on the back. It is a single jersey made up of 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric.
| Origin | India |
| Cloth quality | 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Place to buy | See here |
| Price | 660 INR |
| Colors Available | Olive, black |
| Rating | 4.2/5 |
5. Himalayan Masterpiece:
This one is created by Royal Enfield to depict the spirit of mountain bikers which show that there is no limit of height or place for biking. This displays the main motto of every biker, which is “to ride anywhere”.
This is a regular fit, classic crew-neck-shirt with a Royal Enfield Himalayan graphic print on the chest. It is a single jersey which is made up of riding spirit and 190 GSM, 100% cotton slub fabric.
| Origin | India |
| Cloth Quality | 190. GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Price | 660 INR |
| Colors Available | Off-white, Mustard yellow |
| Place to buy | Royal Enfield Himalayan Masterpiece TSAW18010 T-Shirt (Off White, M) Get one now |
6. Royal Enfield Redittch:
The iconic monogram of Royal Enfield Redditch first appeared in 1939 on the 125cc 2-streak motorcycle called the “Royal Baby”. And to make this a legend, the Redditch colorways has revived the original Redditch monogram on the Royal Enfield Classic 350.
| Manufactured by | Royal Enfield |
| Price | 660 INR |
| Material Quality | 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Origin | India |
7. Royal Enfield Re Logo:
This creation of Royal Enfield is to make its wearer remember the old school Royal Enfield’s vibes. It has the 1955 Royal Enfield logo’s graphic print on the chest.
| Manufactured by | Royal Enfield |
| Price | 540 INR |
| Material Quality | 100% cotton fabric |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Origin | India |
when mom and dad both cheat
“You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.”
“Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see through the keyhole?”
“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”
“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”
“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year”
Teacher Asks for Being Late
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does your parents fighting have to do with you being late for school?” Student: “One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other one was in dad’s hand…
What Mindset Has Made You Successful?
What mindset has made you successful?
Money doesn’t attract money. Money attracts thieves. Value attracts money. The quicker you come to terms with this principle, the faster you move up the echelons of life.
Pain motivates people to take action two times more than pleasure. Therefore, your chances of getting rich are two times more if you provide solutions that alleviate pain than solutions that derive pleasure.
To succeed as an entrepreneur, provide a service to people that will make them comfortable and make you uncomfortable. This will motivate them to transfer money into your pocket to enable you to enjoy a comfortable life in the future.
Do not seek to be successful. Seek to become a man or woman of value. Success follows value.
Success is not the result of money. Money is the result of success. Similarly, happiness doesn’t follow success—success follows happiness.
To become highly successful you must dedicate yourself to lifelong learning. Not in the academic sense of the word, but in the personal development sense of the word—also known as self-education.
The secret to success is habit, and the key to success is to change all your bad habits. Bad habits lead to disappointment, failure, misery, and misfortune. Good habits lead to success, excellence, happiness, and good luck.
Push yourself constantly and be consistent to ensure your personal growth. Remember, no one else is responsible for your life—and your life doesn’t belong to anyone else but you.
A Man Sat in the Pub
two blocks away after all.
After an exhausting crawl he had finally managed to crawl up
the steps to the door and somehow unlock the door.
Once inside, and with great effort having locked the door
again, he decided he would get a telling off from the misses
if he woke her by coming up the stairs and lay on the couch.
Next morning he was woken up by the misses, who was clearly
furious: “Have you been drinking all day again?” She hissed.
The man said:” ‘course not darling.”
She got angrier and said: “ don’t lie! The bar called… you forgot
your wheelchair there again!”
What are the Behavior of a Confident Person?
What are the behaviors of a confident person?
They don’t show off
They can say no without any explanation
Reacts same for a compliment and criticism
Least bothered about what others think
Emotionally balanced
They are not afraid to take any challenge.
Ready to take calculated risks
They don’t fight for rights, they know how to get them.
Usually they are not tensed, because they know how to get the things done.
They feel less insecurity
They don’t compare with others
They know there is a solution for every problem
They stand straight
They treat Janitors and rich same way
Mother and Daughter go to Store
you won’t be mad?
Mother: I promise.
Daughter: I’m pregnant.
Women Asked for Rome Road Trip Hairstyle
little place over on Rome’s Tiber River called Teste.” “Don’t go any further. I know that place.
Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.” “That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser.
“You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
ou’re going to need it. “
A month later, the woman came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
“It was wonderful,” explained the woman, “not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes,
but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful,
and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on us hand and foot. And the hotel was great!
They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the owner’s suite at no extra charge!”.
“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder,
and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if we’d be so kind as to step into his
private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet us. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked
through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”
“Oh, really! What’d he say?”
He said: “Who fucked up your hair?”
Do Not Trust Friendship
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,”oh, come on, let’s eat the sandwiches.” Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, “If you do, I won’t go!”
When an atheist goes to heaven
religions? “That does not matter, all good people end up here.”
Surprised, but intrigued the atheist looks around –
when one last question comes to his mind
“But where are all the Christians?”
“Well… all good people end up here.”
Boy Had Just Passed His Driving Test
a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades
up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my
studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair,
and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
The father responded, “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”