
that it was a miracle, he disagreed
and told me, “Son, I had just fallen
from the first step of the ladder.”
that it was a miracle, he disagreed
and told me, “Son, I had just fallen
from the first step of the ladder.”
librarian, “Can I please
have some ham and cheese?”
started talking. Turned out that it
was a ghost panda and it only ate bam-booooo!
had done that, she said because
she thought that God was only
watching oranges.
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Mr Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?”
his secret: he could feel the bad vibes in his bones.
that stuck
up cow at No.36′ replies the wife
“Are you sure?”. He screams “Hell, yes!”.
The devil goes up to the cheerleader and
says “You can stop now. I found someone
to replace you”
you get Dick from Kyle?”
I replied, “You just ask nicely.”
room and yells, “ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!!!”
Suddenly there’s a big commotion in the back of the room and a
guy wearing a suit stands up and yells, “Hey buddy! I take objection to your comment!!”
Johnny looks at him and says, “Oh yeah? What are you some kind of a lawyer??”
Furiously the guy yells back, “No! I’m an asshole!!!”
that’s what you think it’s worth.. you have a deal!”
“Great!” replies the pawn broker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks,” says the old man. “I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops, and suddenly looks confused. “Wait…. buy?” he asks.
“Yes!” smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over, “This one has a
sticker price of $150, but now that I have
your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal!”
the beef steak with mash potatoes and gravy and some chocolate brownies for dessert”.
The server brings him his food and the blind man enjoys his meal, pays the bill and leaves.
Next week, the blind man goes back to the same restaurant.
The server recognizes him and wanting to see how good the blind man’s sense of smell is, he goes to the kitchen and asks his wife, Brenda, for a spoon.
He instructs his wife, Brenda, to rub the spoon all over her private parts and so she does.
The server hands the dirty spoon to the blind man. The blind man takes a whiff and says:
“I didn’t know Brenda worked here”
Old man 1: That’s it. (turns to his wife)
Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant
we went to last night?
me sick. Here you are, going on about your precious car, and you didn’t even notice your left arm
was torn off in the crash.”
The man looks down at the bloody stump, and with mounting horror, exclaims, “My Rolex!”