
being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care
about what you think!”
being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care
about what you think!”
can’t buy you a drink! LOL
home, checks out what’s in
the bed & goes to the fridge.
white because she’s very
happy and this is the happiest
day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says,
“OK, and why is the boy all in black?”
with a note saying, “I regret
that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”
better than to be out boozing
in the early hours just before
a big wedding, but I don’t like
to see the groom drinking alone.
I want to have it every single day.
THE DROWNING MAN SAYS SI SI! PARLO ITALIANO! AIUTO PER FAVORE! YOU IDIOT! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM THAN TO LEARN ITALIAN
ten years,” I said. “Really?”
she asked. “But you look so happy.”
five minutes later, “Computer
really messed up now.”
the thief’s wife has
started using it
falling on my face!
Wife: Idiot, you left
your wheelchair at the bar!
“No, I will also live with your sister.”
I’ll Never take her back .. !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now…
something like this to the boy’s
parents….??????
No….. because women don’t lie