My Wife & Last Night

impressive! What did she say?!Husband: “Come out from under that sofa,you coward!”

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Man Walks into an Enchanted Forest

man responds, “You may be atalking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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Digging the Garden

I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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Clever kids

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

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Famous Funny Short Stories 500 Words

A Short Story : The Clever Bull This Short Story;The Clever Bull;is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. There was a forest with many birds and animals. Once, a bull wandering in the forest came upon a cave. Near the cave was a big pond and lush green grass. “This is…

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A Girl in a Club

“And I’ve got no eyebrows,so what does that tell you?”“Going by the rest of your face,have you been in a fire?”

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Wife and Last Night

impressive! What did she say?!Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”

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I don’t want to go to school

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”SON : “One, all the children hate me.…

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A Woman in Her 90s

“it is at the height of yourleft nipple”The elderly woman thanks the manand ends the call.A new day arrives and the doctorreads the headline of his newspaper“Elderly woman wants to commit suicide,shoots herself in the knee”

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Licked and Sucked the Nipple

Woman: Why didn’tyou bite my nipple?Man: Well, I don’t have $1M.

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I Wasted my Life

Swahili but it turns out I justmisheard my uncle when I thoughhe told me “girls love a cunninglinguist”.

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I was Visiting my Boyfriend

newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”I can tell you this: Thatroach never knew what hit him.

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Picture of a Nice Looking Girl

She: “You know how toclone people?”He: “People?! God no! Just pubes.”

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I Got Frustrated one Day

could go about most of my everyday routines. I would just have to stop trying to prop the window until I figured this out. Finally I had an idea. I went up to my attic and retrieved a gigantic pair of ceramic legs to place underneath the windowsill. It worked. The ceramic legs were tall…

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