Here are the Best 30+ Mothers Day Quotes to Melt Your Heart

“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.”

“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.”

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.”

“My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. ”

“It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful?

“Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all.”

“Only mothers can think of the future because they give birth to it in their children.”

“To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.”

The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.”

“To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” —

“The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.”

“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.”

“Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me.”

“To a child’s ear, ‘mother’ is magic in any language.”

“A mother is a mother still, the holiest thing alive.”

“I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.”

“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.”

“Mothers can look through a child’s eyes and see tomorrow.”

“Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.”

“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.”

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. ”

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.”

“If love is as sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.”

“A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.”

“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” —Charley Benetto

“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.” —Leroy Brownlow

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.” —Susan Gale

“My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. ” —Jodi Picoult

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.” —William Makepeace Thackeray

“The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.” —James E. Faust

The Brain transplant

a brain cost?” asked the relatives.”For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000.”
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient’s daughter asked, “Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?”
“A standard pricing practice,” said the head of the team. “Women’s brains have to be marked down because they are used.”

How to Falling Deep sleep Fast

  1. Lower the Room Temperature
  2. Use the 4-7-8 Breathing Method
  3. Get on a Schedule
  4. Experience Both Daylight and Darkness
  5. Practice Yoga, Meditation and Mindfulness
  6. Do Not Look at Your Clock
  7. Avoid Naps During the Day
  8. Watch What and When You Eat
  9. Listen to Relaxing Music
  10. Exercise During The Day
  11. Get Comfortable
  12. Turn Off All Electronics
  13. Try Aromatherapy
  14. Practice Journaling
  15. Limit Caffeine and Drink a Soothing Beverage
  16. Adjust Your Sleep Position
  17. Read Something
  18. Focus on Trying to Stay Awake
  19. Visualize Things That Make You Happy
  20. Try Sleep-Enhancing Supplements

When a Good Man Goes To Hell. But Why?

do the paperwork, so the man is left alone for a while in Death’s office.

He thinks to himself about what he wants to do when he gets there, he could eat all of the delicious foods he never got to try on earth, he could drive the best sports cars he could imagine, he could even be a carefree child again.

He lingers on that final thought for a moment, it’s so appealing to him to be able to run around, play, be silly, with nobody judging him. He gets excited and stands up.

Death walks back into the office, just in time to see the man bouncing on the sofa. He asks “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” to which the man replies “I’m having the time of my life, or should I say the time of my death?” Just as he finishes speaking, the sofa tears open, and the man falls all the way through. Death is furious and screams “DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT WAS!? I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO EARTH NOW TO GET A NEW ONE”. The man sheepishly apologizes.

Death asks the man to stand up, and they begin their journey to the afterlife. As they arrive, Death says to the man “GO INSIDE, THEY WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO FROM HERE”. He obliges.

As he walks in, Satan says to the man “Welcome to Hell”

“Hell!?” the man splutters. “But I was told I was going to heaven, there must have been some kind of mistake!“

“Unfortunately that is not the case. You see, in life, you were a good man, however in death, you have behaved recklessly and with no consideration for the reaper cushions.”

Love, Money and success

come in”, they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!” The woman went out and invited the men in. “We do not go into a House together,” they replied.

“Why is that?” she wanted to know. One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”

Money Heist Quotes in Spanish – Citas en español

Hay momentos en la vida en los que deberíamos poder tener un maldito control remoto, para que puedas pausarlo. Aunque solo sea por cinco minutos. Pero a veces las cosas suceden con obscenidad irreverente y no hay nada que puedas hacer para ayudarlo. –

Después de todo, ¿qué es más humano que la lucha por la supervivencia?

Tokio: ‘¡Agitas una bandera blanca y te entregas! Sé que serán fáciles para ti cuando las cosas se compliquen.
Río: ‘Sólo agito la bandera blanca para el Real Madrid’.

‘Si le disparas a la chica, morirás. Si me disparas, morirás. Si dejas ir a la chica, vives.
Tokio: ‘Si tan solo cada decisión en el mundo fuera tan fácil …’

¿Eres un completo idiota o qué? Has oído hablar de Stockholm-Syndrom, ¿verdad?

La esperanza es una especie de dominó. Una vez que uno cae, el resto sigue.
Cuando llegas al fondo, todavía tienes un camino por recorrer hasta el abismo.

Cuando te veo caminando por aquí, mi corazón late con fuerza, solo sabiendo que estás cerca de mí. Nuestro sexo me hace flotar por la habitación.

Los ladrones están atrapados en la carrera, tenemos que molestarlos un poco.

¿Alguna vez has pensado que si puedes retroceder en el tiempo, todavía podrías tomar las mismas decisiones? Todos hacemos nuestras propias bolas de nieve de nuestras malas decisiones. Bolas que se vuelven masivas, como la roca de Indiana Jones, que te persiguen cuesta abajo solo para aplastarte al final.

Raquel Murillo: ‘¿Cuánto tiempo tomó estudiar cada movimiento que hacemos, cada vez?’
El profesor: ‘Para ser honesto, la mitad de mi vida’.

No se preocupe, se necesita más que una infección para evitar que un bebé nazca sano.

Profesor: ‘Esa será nuestra oportunidad de emplear un caballo de Troya. ¿Que es eso?’
Denver: ‘No sé, pero rima con … -‘
Profesor: ‘¡No! El caballo de Troya es …
Denver: ‘… rima con putas!’

Nairobi: ‘Quiero tanto a ese hombre, me hace sentir tan caliente, ¡ni siquiera puedo soportarlo!’
Tokio: ‘Bueno, no puedo decirlo’.
Nairobi: ‘¿Puedes?’
Tokio: ‘no’
Nairobi: ‘Apuesto a que puede’.

Al final, el amor es una buena razón para que todo se desmorone.

El segundo que se derrame sangre, ya no seremos Robin Hood, sino solo un puñado de punks.

La bala de un M16 se dispara a 2100 millas por hora. Más rápido que la velocidad del sonido. Entonces, si te dispararon en el corazón, ni siquiera escucharás la bala que te mató.

Una mujer puede pasar dos días eligiendo zapatos para una boda. Pero no pasaría un minuto discutiendo sobre las máscaras por un robo.

Ahí tienes a los gemelos Helsinki y Oslo. Incluso con el plan más a prueba de balas, los soldados son necesarios. ¿Qué mejor que dos serbios? Es posible que puedan pensar, pero afortunadamente nunca lo sabremos.

Y así fue como conocí al profesor, apuntando un arma a sus bolas. Lo bueno de las relaciones es que terminamos olvidando cómo empezaron.

Tendría 30 años. Y para ser honesto, envejecer en una celda de prisión no es lo mío. Prefiero correr, en cuerpo y alma. Y si no puedo llevar mi cuerpo conmigo, al menos mi alma debería correr.

Una mujer puede pasar dos días eligiendo zapatos para una boda. Pero no pasaría un minuto discutiendo sobre las máscaras por un robo.

No se preocupe, se necesita más que una infección para evitar que un bebé nazca sano.

The most important moments are the ones that make you realize there’s no turning back. You’ve crossed a line, and you’re stuck on the other side now.

I’ve spent my life being a bit of a son of a bitch, but today I think I want to die with dignity.