replies. omg you dirty
little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
Story Teller
Little Johnny Went on a Camping
says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher
says: Woah Woah Woah that’s not my
bellybutton! Little Johnny says:
Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
You are Dumb
Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.
Man Walks into a Library
says, “I don’t know if it’s
in yet.” The man replies,
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
An Old Man is at His Bedside
replies the man. “Just
pray for stiffness,”
says the wife, “and
I’ll guide the fucker.”
My Step-sister Walked into My Room
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
My Stepdad
six figures and going to
Hawaii this weekend to renew
his wedding vows with my mom.
It’s Just a Monkey
older sister that her monkey
had started growing hair. The
sister replies “Mine even
started eating bananas!”.
A Girl in a Club
“And I’ve got no eyebrows,
so what does that tell you?”
“Going by the rest of your face,
have you been in a fire?”
Final Complaint
What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.
This Wine is Described as Full
He: Are you describing the wine or
your mother?
Pharmacist tells a Customer
mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’
A Young Blonde Woman Fears
out of bed, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself.
The hysterical blonde tells her
husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”
All Lost in the Desert
at home with her family. Poof! She was
back home with her family. The blonde said,
“Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
A Man Snuck into a Graveyard
detached from the body. With no time to put it back, the man ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction of the cops. He was nearly out of the graveyard when he was caught. There had apparently been cops waiting to surround him. Defeated, the man let the cops cuff him. They didn’t leave the graveyard immediately. The cops asked him questions for what seemed like hours. Finally one cop stopped him mid sentence. “Look pal. I don’t know why you feel like you have to lie about this entire thing.” Confused, the man fell silent. He’d been truthful the entire time. This cop was crazy! “Tell me,” the cop said in response to the man’s silence, “Whose leg do you think you’re pulling?”