Little Johnny raised his hand and said “Sister, I think it’s your feet.” The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. “Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?” Little Johnny said “Well, I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’ I gotta tell you, if dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”
Story Teller
Change Comes From Within
A man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The man, infuriated, demanded, “Where is my change.” The vendor replied, “Oh, one with everything, change comes from within.”
When a Chinese doctor gets a job in the USA
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”
Chinese: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”
Chinese: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”
Chinese: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100!!”
Chinese: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”
Big Br@ast Vs royal Flush Beats
it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, “OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Dolly was outraged and asked, “What was that all about? I showed you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
“Sorry, Dolly,” said the Angel, “but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair – no matter how big they are.”
The Woman and the Farmer
farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’
‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’
‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’
‘I used a different cock,’ he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!
A blonde and redhead wants to buy a bull
can find one for under that amount.
If I can, I will send you a telegram.”
She goes to the market and finds one
for $499. Having only one dollar left,
she goes to the telegraph office and finds
out that it costs one dollar per word.
She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to
bring the truck and trailer. Finally,
she tells the telegraph operator to send
the word “comfortable.”
Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will
she knows to come with the trailer from
just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s
a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”
When a Man Wants to Lick the Princes
the princess is having huge discomfort on her chest, he summoned all the palace workers and asked if they know the remedy. Johnny raised his hand and answered
“My Prince, I know of the solution of the problem, it’s a virus, originated in Spain which travels through many countries and infects people rapidly, there is only one solution to this, Prince… but I’m not sure you would like it.
The prince instantly replies “Go on, what is the solution?”
“Well, I know a person, he has the cure in his tongue, when his tongue touches the affected body part it cures the person, if you allow me I will call him immediately to the palace at once.”
“Yes, please do it.”
Johnny’s friend comes and does his thing, enjoying and savouring every moment of it, and also secretly applying the lotion which cures the itching. The Prince and Princess thank him, and he leaves.
At night, Johnny asked his friend for his pay to which his friend refused without any second thoughts and said
“I made a fool out of you, now go, I won’t give you your money. What are you going to do? Tell the prince that you sprinkled the itching powder on the princess?”
Johnny was very furious at this, he thought for a while and then he found out what to do. He sprinkled the itching powder on the prince’s underwear.
Man Goes to the Buy the New Brain
confused, asks “Why is the brain of an anti-vaxxer
more expensive than of a physicist?” “Because it’s
never been used” The clerk replies.
Woman Shoves
Tooth Do You Want Pulled?” Asks The Dentist.
The Woman Shoves Her Husband Toward The Dentist.
“Go Ahead, Dear. Show Him Your Tooth.”
Army Man Lost his Rifle
Navy, the captain goes down
with the ship.
One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed
“I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“Oh,” cries the gullible husband,
“quick, I’ll call an ambulance!”
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and
begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny
appears, sobbing his little heart out.
“What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no
clothes on, Daddy,” replies his tearful
toddler. Enraged, the man runs back
upstairs, flings open the wardrobe
and finds his brother there absolutely
naked, just as his son had said.
“You bastard, Jim,” screams the man. “My wife
is over there having a heart attack and you’re
running around naked scaring Johnny!”
SEBI PACL Refund Status News 2020
Table of Contents
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- How to apply online Refund Form?
- SEBI PACL Website for refund
- SEBI PACL Helpline Number
- Documents Required for Refund
- Steps to Fill SEBI-PACL Form
- Login www.sebipaclrefund.co.in Registration
- Specifications of the documents
- Delete/edit the information
- Forgot my password of PACL
- Do not have a PAN card
- SEBI PACL website not working
- SEBI PACL FAQ
- PACL SEBI Refund Last Date
PACL SEBI Refund Last Date Details:
SEBI PACL Website | www.sebipaclrefund.co.in |
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SEBI Helpline Number | 022 61216966 |
SEBI Support Email | sebi@sebi.gov.in |
Format of PACL Refund Documents | pdf, jpg or jpeg |
Who Can Apply PACL Refund | Policy Holder, Guardian, Nominee |
Last Date of SEBI PACL Refund | 31st July 2019 |
R.M. Lodha Committee is that committee which was formed by SEBI to look into the matter of Subrata Bhattacharya vs SEBI and in other related matters following the directions of the Hon’ble Supreme Court of India. The Lodha Committee was appointed the Chairmanship of the former Chief Justice of India, Hon’ble Justice R.M. Lodha. The Committee announced to sell and dispose off all the properties of PACL to begin with the refunds process. As promised, SEBI India has refunded more than 1 lakh investors whose claiming amount was upto Rs. 2500 and now SEBI has invited claim applications from claimants who invested more than Rs. 2500 in PACL properties.
SEBI has released all the details regarding the PACL properties seized. Around 29,000 such properties, 13,863 additional properties have been seized and sale proceeds are underway. This clearly implies SEBI now has that much amount to pay back refunds to all the investors. In this matter, the second round of refunds has begun and claimants can file their refund claims till April 30th, 2019. Some people believe that this is clearly being done to win some votes as Lok Sabha elections are due in the month of May. That might be the case, but right now we should only focus on the ongoing refunds process so that not even a single update on PACL refunds is missed.
How to apply SEBI PACL for refund claim application online?
- PACL refund claimants with total invested amount upto Rs. 2500 were refunded, hence concluding the first round of refunds and now claim applications are invited by SEBI India from investors with claiming amount of more than Rs.2500.
- Investors seeking refunds must send their claim applications to www.sebipaclrefund.co.in by uploading all the details and scanned copies of PACL policies.
- The refund form applications must reach the panel by April 30, 2019.
- A free demo video is available on the website of SEBI so that the PACL investors can see how to apply for PACL refund application form.
SEBI Website for refund
Login www.sebipaclrefund.co.in and enter your registration number of pacl policy with your registered mobile number
SEBI PACL Helpline Number
For further queries you can call toll to free number 02261216966, given by SEBI. If you have lost your mobile number or , if you have lost your pacl certificate you can call them.
Documents Required for online PACL refund application
Sr No. | Documents Name |
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1. | Name of the investor as per PACL Certificate |
2. | Amount claimed (in rupees) |
3. | Claimant’s mobile number |
4. | PACL Scheme Payment Registration number |
5. | Scanned copy of PACL Certificate |
6. | Aadhaar/ PAN Number |
7. | Bank account number and IFSC code |
8. | Whether land has been allotted to the claimant |
9. | Scanned copy of PAN Card / Aadhaar Card |
10. | Bank Statement showing the last three transactions. |
PACL रिफंड फॉर्म ऑनलाइन कैसे आवेदन करें – हिंदी में पढ़े
Steps to Fill SEBI PACL Form Online
Lodha Committee is hereby informing all the PACL investors to file their claim applications at www.sebipaclrefund.co.in latest by April 30th, 2019.’The step by step procedure to submit claim applications is given below:
1. Claimants need to have these documents to submit their application – PACL Certificate or receipt, PAN Card, any cancelled cheque or Bank verification letter and a photograph.
Bank Verification Letter Download Here
2. The claim application link mentioned above will take you the home page shown below. Click on the ‘Registration’ button present on the right hand side.
3. The Registration form will open up where you will have to fill in all the required fields such as ‘PACL registration number’, ‘Captcha Code’ and ‘Mobile number’. Click on ‘Generate OTP’.
4. Enter the OTP received on your registered mobile number. You can also re – generate an OTP if you entered a wrong one by mistake.
5. After entering OTP number, you will have to enter a password of your choice and then confirm it by re – entering it. Click on the tick box given against ‘I agree with terms and conditions’ and hit the ‘Register’ button.
6. On successful registration, you can now login to submit your claim.
7. The login page will appear asking for ‘PACL registration number’, ‘Password’ and ‘Captcha Code’. Then, click on login.
8. After logging in, the following page will appear. Fill in your personal details, bank details, document details and PACL certificate and receipt details.
9. The Step 1 of login page with personal details looks like this. Click on ‘Save & Next’ button to move to the next step.
10. Step 2 in the login page with beneficiary bank account details looks like this. Click on ‘Save & Next’ to proceed further.
11. Step 3 includes the document details page where you need upload a scanned photograph, a copy of PAN card and a cancelled cheque or a banker’s verification letter.
12. The last step of the login page will ask you to enter the PACL certificate and receipt details.
13. After entering all the required details, click on ‘Preview & Submit’ and you will see your detailed claim application form.
14. Check all your entered details in this preview page and if you wish to change any information click on cancel to edit the wrong information or else click on ‘I agree’ box and then hit the ‘Final Submit’ button.
15. When your claim application form is submitted, you will get the following confirmation message with an acknowledgement number. A SMS regarding the same will also be sent to your mobile.
16. Click on OK and the login page will appear. Enter you registration number, password and captcha code and press login button. You will see your Reference or Acknowledgement Number on the personal details page.
17. To clear out any doubts, please refer to the FAQ section available on SEBI’s website before filing for a claim application.
sebi pacl refund login faq
After registration, you will see a password creation screen. You have to create a password of your choice. The password length must be 8-16 characters and it should contain at least one upper case letter (a-z), one number (0-9) and one special character(@, #, & , !).
Ans. – You need to submit your name as per PACL receipt/certificate, the claim amount (in Rs.), PAN number, your bank account number, bank name and IFSC code.
Ans. – The documents can be uploaded in pdf, jpg or jpeg formats.
Info source : www.pacllatestnews.com