Story Teller

Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger’s shift.

Finally, the husband’s takes his shift in the watch tower.

His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach.

The husband on watch exclaims, “Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!”

Doctor:- And you are coming to me now,
after 10 days.
Person:- We had a duplicate key, but
today it is lost.

She says: “Please do.”
The man clears his throat, gazes at the crowd, and says: “Heimurinn”
The widow smiles and says: “Thanks, that means the world to me.”

Husband To His 22 Year Wife After Their 1st Night.
Why You Didn’t Make Any Noise Like “Ah, Uh, Oh During the S3X .”
Wife: “I Stopped That At Silly Habit Since 18Th Age“

on the porn channel… you know how to fish.”

“Why?” asks his mate.
The husband replies: “If I can get her wet, maybe we can . the slide her to the kitchen where tiles are f*cking cheaper…”

“In that case, give me my money!”

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said. “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well.” she said. “last night, I told ME ‘ husband that today would be your last day. and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”

He said. “Screw him. give him a dollar.”

The lady then added. “The breakfast was My’ idea.”

come up and that she wouldn’t have to explain it to her daughter.
“But then, when I have a baby,” responded the teenager,
“won’t it knock my teeth out?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m Democrat.”

The teacher asked him why he is a Democrat.

Little Johnny replied, “Well my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so I’m a Democrat.”

The teacher, annoyed by this answer, asked him, “If your mother was an idiot and your father a jerk, what would that make you?”

Little Johnny replied, “A Trump fan.”

Story : Men Will be Men

WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:No! How can I think of re-marrying?
Wife-Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.
Husband:Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!
Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again..just for you 🙂
Wife:Would you live in our house with
your new wife?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her
use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: No…it’s yours…I will keep it as your memory and buy a new one.
Wife:Would you give her my jewellery?
Husband: No..how can I?! It has your memories attached with them, my love.
Wife: Would she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, never! Her size is ‘5’, and yours is ‘7’!

“No I must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father.”

“I know,” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you.”