She opens her blouse and the
man puts his face in her breasts
for 10 minutes.” Eventually the
lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
$1000 of her Br*ast But he wast it
Story Teller
Feeling Like a Women
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
A Lady With Dog in Bus
When the lady told him the sound and smell was irritating, he told her she should have thought about being nice when he had asked her to move the dog. They began another argument and the lady threw the pickle out the window. The man then threw the dog out the window. Just then the bus stopped and the dog got in line to get back on. Guess what the dog had in its mouth?
—The brick!
How to Check Purity of Coins
payment in bit coins
goes long way back
2 Girls Living the Next Door
be a bit louder, please? I’m
trying to masturbate.”
I’m Gonna Say hello and you say Ass
they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table and
their mom greets them.
“Good morning boys, what would you like
for breakfast?”
Billy looks at his older brother, who smiles and
throws his arm over the back rest and says,
“Ah hell mom, make it cheerios.”
Their mom turns around and chases him up the
stairs spanking him the whole way.
When she returns she looks at Billy and says,
“And what would you like my little angel.”
Billy nervously replies, “I don’t know,
but you can bet your ass it ain’t cheerios.”
Royal Enfield Bullet Hashtags for Instagram
Reasons why Bullet is more popular than other Bikes in India
Bullet is the first choice among bike lovers. Mostly, people belonging to Punjab, Haryana, and Chandigarh region are more fond of riding a Bullet. Following are some prominent reasons why Bullet is a favorite among boys and girls:
• First choice among Army men Since bullet is a heavy built bike, so it can be driven in coarse areas and plain areas as well and so it is the most preferred choice among army men which also makes Bullet the highest selling bike model of Royal Enfield.
• Swag Factor With time slangs change and with time people have associated riding a bullet with the carrying of swag or we should say that if you want to have Wakhra Swag, then ride a Bullet.
• Commands Pride Riding a Bullet is also associated with power and pride. When you sit on the desi black horse aka the Bullet, a feeling of pride runs through and make you feel more confident. P.S. – Try out the kurta pyjama look while riding a Bullet.
• Status Symbol Bullet has become a status symbol nowadays, more so for the people belonging to Punjab and Chandigarh. The growing inclination towards purchasing a heavy metal bullet seems to be part of the demonstration effect as well.
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Son Like A Father
Dad: “HI GAY, I’M…DAD”
Son: “No dad, I’m serious!”
Dad: “You’re serious? I thought you were Gay!”
Will’s experience at the airport
She smiled and told him not to
worry because they were trained
professionals and he was in good
hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane
arrived yet?”
Waiting for Royal Enfield Quotes
I just look at you and thought how lucky I am and that look takes my breath away….
I just wonder about your tender and fine structure….
Your curves make me crazy….
I do smile like an idiot when I m with you
I don’t know why but just because it’s you…
Well I am talking about my future
Waiting for ROYAL ENFIELD !!!!
Where guys are busy these days by checking out the butt of ladies, there are some aspiring guys like me checking out the butts of Royal Enfields. Waiting for my ROYAL ENFIELD !
The day..
When ever I peep out of
My house..
I see an Majestic
ROYAL ENFIELD
waiting for me to drive…
When her friends were busy with fashion jewels, there was she dreaming of her own Royal Enfield..!
Addicted Guys go to the Hypnotist
himself. He says “fuck it. That guy way full shit. There’s no way one little drink
will kill me.” And goes into the bar. The other 2 men; curious to see what happens, wait for him outside.
Minutes later the alcoholic opens the bar door, takes one step onto the sidewalk, and drops dead.
The other 2 men are shocked in disbelief.
The 2 men continue down the street. A man walking towards them flicks an almost full cigarette onto the sidewalk as he goes into a store.
The chain smoker stops in front of the cigarette and stares at it. The sex addict says to him “don’t do it man. If you bend over and
pick up that smoke we’re both fucking dead”
