Story Teller

There was a bear looking at the fish. The bear thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, and that fish comes up to get the fly, I can get the fish!”
There was a man looking at the bear. The man thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, and the bear gets the fish, I can shoot the bear!”
There was a mouse looking at the man. The mouse thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, the bear gets the fish, and the man shoots the bear, I can get the man’s sandwich!”
There was a cat looking at the mouse. The cat thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, the bear gets the fish, the man shoots the bear, and the mouse gets the sandwich, I can get the mouse!”
So the fly goes down to get the food. The fish comes up and gets the fly. The bear swipes his mighty paw and gets the fish. The man shoots the bear. The mouse runs for the man’s sandwich. The cat lunges for the mouse, misses, and falls in the river.
What’s the moral of the story?
When the fly goes down, the pussy gets wet.

we’ll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking “Forget that, I’m swimming!”
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“That’s not bad mate, she charges us $100.”

is the reply. The nuns shrug and decide there
is no harm in opening the door for him.

They unlock the door and open it.
The man says “Nice b*obs! Anyways,
where do you want the blinds installed?”

They is born dark brown, but grow up to be light brown color.”
The prince says “I rather like the Turkish bulls. Fine specimens indeed.”
“Excellent choice, your majesty. But Turkish bull is special. They is bred for royalty, like you. But if you have royal blood, you must be bonding with bull calf when young, before they change color or they will reject you,” the Russian explains.

“Well,” the prince says, “I’m looking for a strong, adult bull. I’m not particularly interested in buying a calf. I rather like this big, beige bull over here.”
The prince attempts to pet the large Turkish bull. It sniffs his hand, shakes its head in disgust, turns around and kicks the prince with its hind legs.

The prince goes flying across the room and lands in a pile of hay.
“Where did you get such a horrible beast?! Why did it kick me!?” He sputters.
“I told you. He from Turkey,” the Russian explains, “Is tan bull, can’t stand a noble.”

very carefully. Grab the spear from the savage next to you, run up to the chief and stab him in the chest.”
So the man, with nothing to lose, grabs the spear from the savage next to him, runs up to the chief and stabs him in the chest.

The man, as he’s standing over the chief who’s now dying in a pool of blood, looks up at the heavens and ask, “Now what, Lord?”

And the voice booms back, “OK. Now you’re fucked.”

“…sure you can,” the farmer says “But I like your style. I’ll put you to work.”

So the man does a few chores around the farm and earns his meal. At dinner, he says to the farmer, “I know you don’t believe me, but I actually do communicate with animals. I can prove it. I spoke to the hens, and they said you were there every morning before dawn to collect their eggs, and you’ve been doing so every day for years since your wife passed.”

The farmer says, “Wow, that’s exactly right!”

The man continues, “I spoke to your cow, and she said you’ve faithfully milked her every day before dawn, and you’ve been doing so every day for years since your wife passed.”
The farmer says, “I’m amazed. That’s true.”

The man says, “And I spoke to your sheep…”
“That sheep’s a fucking liar!”

After returning from the other
room, there is cum all over the

bed and wall of the bedroom.
“Jesus, Gary, I said not to

finish yourself until I got
back!” Gary turns to him and
says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present.
I still don’t know why she didn’t like this book called ‘Dreams and their Meanings’.

puts them in his pocket. The deaf man
gets all read in his face and starts to
waive violently At the pharmacist who says:
– “If you cannot stand loosing, you should
not make a bet!”

noises coming from his brother’s room so he walks in and catches his
brother and his brother’s girlfriend having s*x and then asks him

“What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! we’re making
a cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole

family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister
and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making a cake last night huh!”

and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because,
I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What is the history of German style helmets?

German style helmets were introduced during World War I, following heavy casualties due to severe head injuries as head is the most exposed body part of a soldier while in a war. The design of the German helmets or Stahlhelm was carried out by Dr. Friedrich Scheward. Stahlhelm is basically a steel helmet which protects the head from severe head wounds and injuries. These helmets were designed in such a way by Scheward so that these could protect the head, neck, nose and neck of a soldier in the battlefield.

Stahlhelms are way better in terms of the material used in making them as the British Brodie helmets were made of Hadfield steel, which used to prove fatal for the soldiers.

German helmets became very popular after the 2nd World War and in the contemporary times too, these helmets are liked and worn by the bikers and wearing them as a headgear has become a fashion trend. This trend began in the US but slowly and steadily it spread to other countries as well.

Why German style helmets are popular among the bikers?

A thing of the past, German style helmets have gained much popularity among the bikers riding bikes such as Harley Davidson, Royal Enfield, Indian Scout Bobber, Triumph Bonneville Bobber, Harley Davidson Street Bob etc.

Safety

People have also realized one more thing that it is really important to protect their head while driving and so German helmets are preferred because of the polycarbonate fibre used in making them.

Fashion Trend

German style helmets have become a fashion trend among the bikers. They prefer wearing it because the other full face helmets don’t look so good while they are riding heavy weight bikes. Moreover, the swag factor comes in, so German style helmets have become a thing in vogue.

Classic Design

German style helmets have sleek and classic design and these can be differentiated very easily from other helmets. This helmet was worn by the soldiers who fought in the World Wars I and II, but now these helmets are being liked and preferred by the youth and others riding modern classic bikes.

How to choose a perfect German style helmet for yourself?

There are various things one must keep in mind while buying a perfect German style helmet. These are:

• Size of the helmet should be checked properly by measuring the size of your head with a measuring tape.
• Quality of the helmet is a basic concern; a helmet with good metallic material used in their making should be preferred.
• German style helmets do not provide any face and eye shield. Bikers can go for any mainstream brand of goggles to be worn along with these helmets.

Company Name	Small(s)Cm	Medium (M)CM	Large (L)CM	Extra Large (XL)CM
Vega	55-57	57-59	59-61	61-63
Studds	–	57	58	60
Steelbird	54-56	56-58	58-60	60-62
Royal Enfield	55-57	57-59	59-60	–
Others	55-57	57-59	59-61	61-63

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They go up to her place. They move to the bedroom immediately and he pays her up front.

Before they start, she insists that they should be in total darkness. “I don’t want to give my technique away, it’s a secret.” He accepts, so she closes the blinds before laying him down on the bed. She takes his pants off and starts blowing him.

And sure enough, a few moments later, he hears her voice singing, quite clearly : “Ooooh saaaay, can… youuuu… seeeee…”

The guy is flabbergasted. The blowjob feels amazing and now he really wants to know how she’s doing it. He tries to think of what the trick could be… It can’t be someone else, the sound is clearly coming from her.

He tries to look around discreetly by turning his head a bit, as there’s a thin sliver of light coming through the window, but he can’t manage to get an angle where he can see her. All he can see is the bedside table. There’s his wallet, his phone, and… What’s that? … A glass eye?

Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom: He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom: No Daughter, he must pay for his mistake,
I am coming to stay with you!