When two virgins went to heaven

God then says to the men, “I know you two have been virgins your entire life.
So as a reward for all the good deeds you’ve done, I’ll find both of you a wife to enjoy eternity with in heaven.”
While god isn’t looking, Bob sneaks over to the tree and takes a bite of the forbidden apple.

God catches the man-eating the apple and gets angry, “I can see you eating the forbidden fruit, but I can’t
punish you or kick you out of heaven cause that’s against my morals.
The only way to let out my anger against you is by getting you an ugly disgusting woman to be your wife;
you won’t enjoy being with her at all.”

God then looks at Joe, the other man, and says, “Since you didn’t steal my apple, I found a beautiful and elegant
wife for you. I’m sure you’ll love her, she will be the perfect match for you.”
Joe looks at his soon-to-be wife and says to her, “Wow you look stunning, I don’t think I deserve to be with someone as

perfect as you” The woman replies, “I also don’t know why God assigned me to be with you. All I did was eat from the forbidden apple tree”

Couple In the Car

A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, “What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn’t you move when I honked? “The naked man in the car yells back, “You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!”

Your dog called last night


“I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. “You had better have an explanation.”
“Calm down, honey,” the man replied. “Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.”
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.
“What was that for?” he complained.
“Your dog called last night.”

Frindship Horse and a Pig

This is your last chance to stand up. Please take this chance, I don’t want to be alone I will miss you too hard.

After hearing this, the horse used all his power to stand up. After a couple of tries, he could finally stand up again and started to feel better.

The farmer saw this all happening and yelled: “My favorite horse got healthy and alive! We must celebrate this with a luxurious meal.”

This is your last chance to stand up. Please take this chance, I don’t want to be alone I will miss you too hard.

After hearing this, the horse used all his power to stand up. After a couple of tries, he could finally stand up again and started to feel better.

The farmer saw this all happening and yelled: “My favorite horse got healthy and alive! We must celebrate this with a luxurious meal.”

” Slaughter the pig!”

Why is Royal Enfield known as bullet?

Royal Enfield is a brand name under the British company, The Enfield Cycle Company Limited. This company was initially a weapons manufacturer industry where the ‘Enfield Rifle’ was among their most famous weaponry. The Enfield Cycle Company opened up its unit in Chennai (Madras) and became partners with Madras Motors. Together they formed ‘Enfield of India’ in Chennai and it was in 1901 that Royal Enfield Chennai launched Bullet and Bullet when on to become the most successful and popular model of Royal Enfield. It surpassed all other models like Sherpa, Fury, and Super Meteor etc. The reason why people call RE as Bullet is that they are more acquainted with the name ‘Bullet’, so ‘Royal Enfield’ is more commonly known as Bullet in India.

History of Royal Enfield

1931 – Royal Enfield, more popularly known as Bullet in India was actually a British single cylinder four stroke motorbike with an overhead valve. This four stroke single cylinder bullet evolved in 1931 and was manufactured by Royal Enfield in Redditch, England but now it is manufactured Royal Enfield, Chennai (India).Three types of engines were launched in this model – 250 cc, 350 cc and 500 cc.

1939 to 1956 – The previous model was refreshed by Royal Enfield in 1939 with a new line – up. After that, numerous changes were made in the bullet’s engine, frame, headlights and look and in 1953; a 499 cc engine was replaced with the earlier engine of the bullet. The Indian Army also ordered a set of bullets in 1949 for patrolling which led the company start an independent manufacturing unit in Madras, India. The 1955 Bullet model gained much popularity and the Madras factory produced 20K bullets every year.

1956 till now – It took years of sweat and hard work to create the finest version of Bullet motorcycles. In 1956, the previous Bullet model was redefined with some new changes like weather protection gear, UCE engine, ABS brakes on both and back side and an improved smoke emission system. The Royal Enfield Bullets in the latest version are well – equipped and with the latest technology.

Types of Royal Enfield Bullets and their Specifications

Royal Enfield is that famous age old brand that produced Bullet and almost all the models of Bullet went on to become a huge success, especially among the youth. Check out the most famous types of Bullets that Royal Enfield manufactured:

Model Specifications Classic 350 Classic 500 Thunderbird 350 Thunderbird 500 Bullet Electra 350 Bullet Standard 500
Price 1.39 lakhs 1.70 lakhs 1.50 lakhs 1.91 lakhs 1.16 lakhs 1.16 lakhs
Engine (in cc) 346 cc 499 cc 346 cc 346 cc 499 cc 346 cc
Mileage 37 kmpl 32 kmpl 40 kmpl 30 kmpl 40 kmpl 30 kmpl

Model Specifications Classic 350 Classic 500 Thunderbird 350 Thunderbird 500 Bullet Electra 350 Bullet Standard 500
Price Rs. 1.39 lakhs Rs. 1.70 lakhs Rs. 1.50 lakhs Rs. 1.91 lakhs Rs. 1.16 lakhs Rs. 1.69 lakhs
Engine (in cc) 346 cc 499 cc 346 cc 499cc 346 cc 499 cc
Mileage 37 kmpl 32 kmpl 40 kmpl 30 kmpl 40 kmpl 30 kmpl

Reasons why bullet is liked by people of all ages

Bullet is the first choice among bike lovers. Mostly, people belonging to Punjab, Haryana, and Chandigarh region are more fond of riding a Bullet. Following are some prominent reasons why Bullet is a favorite among boys and girls:

• UCE (Unit Construction Engine)
The engine used in the earlier Royal Enfield models was replaced by the new and improved UCE engine. The dug – dug sound makes heads turn, thanks to the Unit Construction Engine and gearbox used in Classic 350 and 500 cc Bullets, Standard Electra and Thunderbird Twinspark.

• First choice among Army men
Since bullet is a heavy built bike, so it can be driven in coarse areas and plain areas as well and so it is the most preferred choice among army men which also makes Bullet the highest selling bike model of Royal Enfield.

• Swag Factor
With time slangs change and with time people have associated riding a bullet with the carrying of swag or we should say that if you want to have Wakhra Swag, then ride a Bullet.

• Commands Pride
Riding a Bullet is also associated with power and pride. When you sit on the desi black horse aka the Bullet, a feeling of pride runs through and make you feel more confident. P.S. – Try out the kurta pyjama look while riding a Bullet.

• Status Symbol
Bullet has become a status symbol nowadays, more so for the people belonging to Punjab and Chandigarh. The growing inclination towards purchasing a heavy metal bullet seems to be part of the demonstration effect as well.

• Best for trips to hilly areas
Bullet is the most preferred bike among bikers who wish to take a trip to the hills as it has a heavy engine which makes it easy for the bikers to go out on a thrilling expedition.

Fake Love Quotes for Whatsapp Status

I still love you, that’s a fact. But a million apologies can’t bring me back.

Don’t depend on anyone, everybody changes when they meet new people.

Tears are nature’s lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

Fake love is worse than real hate.

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Stop falling for those who won’t raise you up in the future.

I pretend to be stupid, because i want you to love me… But you give me a fake love… because you think I’m stupid.

Actress Become Pregnant

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. 
The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” 
The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?” joke

Navy Captain

The Captain replies, “So that when
I bleed, you guys don’t notice and
aren’s discouraged.” They fight off
the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is
alerted that 50 pirate ships are
coming towards their boat.
He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”