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Don’t underestimate The Husband on Bed

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shoes worth $200 each.Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says,
“But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it. “The wife is jumping up and down. she’s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on. She says “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says, “No – no – no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank,”No honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says”You must not b- ‘- ‘-ine with my financial needs as a man.”

Man, Gorilla & Serviceman

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shotgun. -Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, -I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his. uh.
sensitive area,
and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself. You slap the handcuffs on. Ok, got it,” the homeowner replied, “but… what’s that shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,- the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.

Best Math Game Websites For Your Kids- Fun and Learn!

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Kids love to use computer these days.When it comes to learning they get amaze at the idea of using computer for it. Have you come across these types of sites that make your child to understand the math concepts visually and comprehensively? Well if your answer is no then here we are listing 20 websites to make your child get the better hands on mathematics. These websites are for fun, great piece of information for parents and some useful links to get excel. Try word games, free math games such as Alien Addition, Ratio Martian and Math Pacman and check these websites too.

1) Cool Math Games

Who does not love to learn the tricks while having fun at the same time. Browse this website for sill images, crazy game titles and funny graphics covering all sorts of topics and informative educational content. This website has Papa’s Taco Mia and Cyclops Physics so that your kids want to explore more and more about different languages, science and math.

2) Math Playground

This website is designed explicitly to make your growing child learn about the various aspects of math like geography, algebra, trigonometry, percentage, angles and more.

3) Hooda Math

Making the learning easy and convenient this website comes up with new games weekly for different categories of arithmetic and geometry. On different topics Hooda Math provides the interesting games. Beyond the cramming of facts, it helps to apply the concepts into real world with the games such as Real Estate Fun, Inn Keeper and Cargo Math.

4) Fun Brain

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It is fun and interesting game to sharpen your mind with a variety of games like Math Arcade, Math Baseball and Tic Tac Toe Squares. Once your kid tries this website he will come again & again. Some of the popular games like Sudoku ad Mad Libs Jr.

5) Primary Games

Princess Math ad Skater Math features the popular topics so that your child can learn the different segments of subject on this fascinating and appealing website.Numerous games of favorite topics are informative and real fun.

6) Fun School

Have fun and learn arts, science, language, history, geography, math, history, sports and many more that offers the trendy games the fun graphics alluring the wide audience. This website has everything to offer for everyone.

7) PBS Kids

Young children love to play different games while trying their hands with their favorite characters like Cat in the Hat, Curious George and Clifford. Little kids can learn to recognize shapes, counting, scaling, sorting, size comparison and other fundamentals of Math.

8) Mr. Nussbaum

Encouraging the students to learn and practice different segments of math such as graphing, rounding, multiplication and many more. To make the kids explore more and more this website provides sports themed games.

9) IXL

This website is really easy to explore as the sections are being divided as per the grades and content. It is convenient to find a topic of your interest. Moreover, it provides the time frame for each question so that you can keep the track the proficiency of your kid.

10) Free Math Help

This website has been designed for the older students who want to practice geometry, arithmetic, algebra, trigonometry and other advanced sections of math. Straightforward explanations and instructions will help the students to practice the topics easily while having some fun.

11) Math Play

It is an exclusive website for middle school students to practice on integers, fractions and place value on the theme of game shows such as Jeopardy, Deal or No Deal and Millionaire.

12) Funny Games

Solving puzzles and Arcade style games never go out of trend. So destroy the enemy tanks by solving math problems, amaze the ninjas by showing your math wisdom and conquer your way by winning through epic battles.

13) Utah Education Network

This website is for early learners. Featuring the favorite characters of kids like Cookie Monster and Clifford it makes the kids to learn fundamentals of simple addition, shape recognition, patterns formations, measurement and comparison etc.

14) Math Blaster

It is an advanced adventure and high tech website to protect the world through math skills and solutions to math problems. It will widen the thinking area of your kid while saving the planet on speed mission, making new friends and learning an array of concepts.

15) Mrs. Ren’s Fourth Grade Class

This is a quite informative website featuring the games, worksheets, teaching ideas, activities and tutorial videos. It is divided grade wise and content wise so that you do no waste time in finding a certain topic.

16) I Play Math Games

Get yourself handy for free math games, free printable workbooks, white boards app links and many more as per the format of your technology like iPad, Mac or PC.

17) Smart Math

There is no better assurance of content quality than association with Encyclopedia Britannica. Learn the wide topics of math. It also provides the simple login and pocket friendly membership to keep an eye on your ward’s performance.

18) Johnnie’s Math Fun

Kids who want to play games only, it is the best website for you. Puzzle games, conventional games, strategy games, silly games with interesting characters will impulse your child to explore more while having fun and learn.

19) Math Slice

It is meant for all ages of students to learn everything about math. From basic concepts to advanced topics it has everything for everyone while having fun on playing traditional games such as Bingo, Chess, Hangman, Guitar Hero and Drive Thru.

20) Soft Schools

Enjoy doing math on this learning website which is divided as per grade level and content wise so that you can find the preferred topics easily and quickly.

Next time your ward is using computer, show them these websites, they really going to love and enjoy it while learning at the same time.
Go genius Go!

Blonde In bank

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you to put something up as collateral.”
The blonde takes another moment to think and says, “I have a car. I’ll put that up!”
The bank teller pulls out a form and asks the blonde, “That would work. What kind of car is it?”

The blonde hands the teller her keys and answers, “it’s a bright orange Lamborghini. It’s parked right outside.”
The blonde leaves as the teller finishes the form, dumbfounded by the transaction.
A week later, the blonde returns. She has the loan and all of the interest that gathered over the last week. She walks up to the same teller and hands him the money. He then returns her keys.

As the blonde is leaving, the teller can’t fight the urge to ask any longer. “Excuse, miss. I just have one question. Why did you put this four-hundred thousand car up as collateral for such a small amount of money?”
The blonde turns and replies, “Where else in New York City and I supposed to find parking for a week for as little as two-hundred and fifty dollars?”

Do you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous?

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“Hi, and what’s your name?”
“Dewey,” came the answer from duck number two.
“So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?” he asked.

“Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too.
Been in and out of puddles all day myself.

What else could a duck want?”The bartender turned
to the third duck and said, “So, you must be Louie?”
“No,” she said batting her eyelashes, “My name is Puddles.”

Man Comes When Woman is Alone

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day off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door.

The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door
and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell him yes to his question,
because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”

She nods, a yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes I do.” says the lady.

The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

Wife Demands for Pasteurized Milk

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Milkman brings milk to blondes door. notices, note, says please i need 5 gal. today to take a milk bath. In dismay Man rings bell. Blonde in robe opens door, milkman says “5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts.” She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.” The milkman asks “Ok how would you like that pasteurized?” Woman replies, “No just up to my b**bs!”

Wife ‘s As$shole

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A man and his wife are on their honeymoon. To show his dominance, the man takes off his pants and tells the woman, “Put on my pants.”

She does but she says, “They’re too big, they don’t fit me.”
He responds, “That’s right, that’s why I wear the pants in the relationship and always will.”

The woman tells the man to put on her underwear. He tries but can’t. He says, “I can’t get into your p@nties.”

She replies, “That’s the way it’s going to be unless you stop being an A$$shole.”

Tragedy in Library

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at the guy and he feels humiliated.
After a few minutes, the girl walks

over to him and softly says “I am a
psychology student and I knew what you
were thinking. I guess you
were humiliated, right?”

The guy answers back loudly “200 bucks
for a blow job? Are you fucking kidding me?”.

Everybody looks at the girl and she feels humiliated.

Then the guy says “well I am a lawyer and I know how to make someone feel guilty!!!”.