Story Teller

A Wife With Lover on bed

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feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”

“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right”

A few minutes later, the wife got horny and asked her lover to continue. The man was too scared so the woman said, ” He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”.

So she did – The husband didn’t move an inch, so they continued to make passionate love with the husband right beside them.

A couple of hours later, she repeats the process – the husband is still passed out – they get busy and messy once again.

Then Just before dawn, the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband
looks at the lover and says,” I don’t mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??

Johnny and His Mommy Mummy’s Big Balloons

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float to heaven.” Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys’ dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!” His father says, “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys’ balloons and she’s screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!”

When Wife Take Husband to Clun on His Birthday

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brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
“How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes
with them.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

She gets her b*tt tattooed around the h0le

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surprise for him when he comes back. Finally comes
the day when he’s due back home and as soon as
he steps through the door they fall in each


other’s arms and the situation quickly turns
into a passionate lovemaking session.


It gets so intense that every position is used
and no hole is left unattended.


They finish with anal and it’s only
when the guy is done that he notices
the tattoos and asks: Who’s Bob?

Funny Jokes To Tell Humor Friends

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  1. Did you know that best friends would not mind if your place is clean. All they need is beer.
  2. You may share all your secrets with me. They can be safe with my friends.
  3. While I was wondering how the ball was turning bigger in size, my friend hit me with it.
  4. Do you consider me your friend? Then be ready to pick my call 100 times a day.
  5. Yes buddy, I am ready to take a bullet from you. But only if you give me 1000 dollars.
  6. What if I say that potatoes can quarrel as they cannot see eye to eye.
  7. My boyfriend wanted a holiday so I sat home.
  8. My best friend is like pepperoni on pizza. Nevermind, it sounds right to me.
  9. Did you know that friends who like to work on algebra are called algebros?
  10. My friend got all cut. What? Yeah, he’s gone bald.
  11. Why do birds fly? That’s because it is easier than walking.
  12. Zero praised eight that it has got a stylish belt.
  13. You can be my friend as you match my level of craziness.
  14. Can you fix broken tomatoes? Yes, make them into a paste.
  15. My boyfriend and I laughed at how happy we were. But I ended up laughing more.
  16. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
  17. What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow
  18. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
  19. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything
  20. How did the hamburger know he needed new pants? His buns were showing
  21. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates
  22. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain
  23. If you’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, what are you
  24. while you’re inside? European
  25. What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
  26. When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle
  27. What kind of cereal do dads like? Corn flakes
  28. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
  29. Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally
  30. If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does it make you? An Iwitness

When Aliens Visit to Earth

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greatest, isn’t he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok”.
Surprised, the pope follows up with: “He visits every year?! It’s been over two
millennia and we’re still waiting for his SECOND coming!”

The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize.
“Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?”
The pope retorts “Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?”
The alien says “Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates!
Why? What did you guys do?”

Boy Talk

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– Yesterday I split up with my girlfriend.
– What happened, you were doing so well together.
– We were taking a shower together and she said: Darling, let’s do something really bad
– So what?
– So I spilled shampoo to her eyes