Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Rob: No.
Police: I pulled you over since it seems like you are drunk. Do you mind me doing a test on you?
Rob: Sure.
Police: You see a vehicle with two headlights behind you. What is the vehicle?
Rob: A car?
Police: Yes, but what type of car? A BMW? A Honda?
Rob: How would I know that?
Police: See? You’re drunk!
Rob: No, I’m not.
Police: Ok. You see a vehicle behind you with one headlight. What is the vehicle?
Rob: A motorcycle?
Police: Yes, but what type of motorcycle? A Yamaha? A Harley?
Rob: I don’t know.
Police: See? You’re drunk!
Rob: No. Let me ask you a question. You see a woman standing on a curb. Heels, fishnet, stockings, short mini skirt, and flagging cars down. What is she?
Police: A prostitute.
Rob: Yeah, but is it your wife, your mother, or your daughter?