Two homeless guys are on the street in front of the Vatican.
One has a big cross and the other a star of David.
The pope sees them and stops his whole entourage to go speak to them.
He says to the beggar under the star of David, “my son this is a Catholic country. You’re never going to get any charity with this Jewish emblem above you, especially as the fellow right next to you has a cross above him. In fact, I’ll bet some people would give to him purely to spite you.”
The one beggar turns to the other and says, “hey Moshe, look who’s trying to teach the Goldberg brothers about marketing!”